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And is it Hexenbär or Sechsbär?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That does it, I'm calling the volcel police on that entire language! angry-hex

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

germans playing battleship putting all their ships on G6 troll picard-troll

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm just imaging people in some Berlin club requesting the song Like A G6 and having people respond by saying "Oh no thanks, I'm straight" hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds way too short to be a German word.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The long ones are all compound words like Sechsbärbenutzer*innensprachgebrauchseigenheit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For those of you who play fantasy RPGs, have fursonas, or are looking for a band name: Hexenbär means witchbear

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it has that etymological overlap with hex in the english word that means like curse or whatever and it sounds like a germanised verson of "hexbear" so I kinda like it. Big missed opportunity with Halloween having just slipped by before I came across this word boohoo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would have gone with Hexenbieren but maybe that's a flaw in my faux-German.

I think the best translation would be Sechseckigerbär but I speak barstool German at best.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sechseckiger Bär would be the correct translation for hexagonal bear.

Realistically, you could just translate it to "Hexbär" because German also has the "hex-" prefix to indicate the number six. Otherwise I'd also go with "Sechsbär."

With regards to what @[email protected] said: In English, witches hex stuff. If a witch hexes a bear, it is now a hexed bear. That doesn't work quite as well in German because while the word for witch is Hexe, the verb is "verhexen". So instead of "a hexed bear", you end up with "ein verhexter Bär."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

More German than I speak!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He mentions hexbear.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds like the name of a health condition

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sechseckbärenvorratslagerbestandsüberwachungssystemanpassungsfehlerdiagnoseprotokollerstellungsversuch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Klingt gut.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

SHITTENBJORN

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

HexenBearreich

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sechsbär is what I do with your mom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Heh, sexbar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago