Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
“So would you like ham or turkey?” “Uh… turkey I guess” “FUCK OFF COMMIE THAT’S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMY”
Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
AKA, The Daily Heil
I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
Gen Z will know when they start to feel old when the next gen start taking flack in the press.
The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It's the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.
My guess is it isn't old people themselves being mad, but the media trying to make them hate young people so they vote conservative. They're more likely to vote conservative if they have am enemy who's taking over that they hate.
Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
band name
"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.
Alt: Mad Max gif of Max identifying the bait as bait
Woke really does just mean "anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings". I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be "woke".
What I love about how the term got defined in court by Desantis is that it is something that recognizes systemic wrong doing within our government practices. Thus anyone who believes our schools are to woke, are thus being woke. Anyone who believes our borders have not been addressed properly, are in fact woke. Trump is woke unless he believes all of our governmental practices are and were perfect before he enters office.
"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
My grandad liked ham sandwiches.
My dad liked crisp sandwiches.
I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?
There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?
English mustard
"Beans on toast" is a classic English sandwich.
The woke is coming from inside the house.
Beans on toast isn't a sandwich. If it's anything, it's an exotic form of pizza considering that it's a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.
Oh will someone think of the sandwiches
You like something I don't like?
THAT MEANS WAR!
cows are from the middle east, native wild european wisent are the only non-woke option
real europeans subsist solely on hazelnuts, parsnips, and pestulent hares.
i only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich
Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Continental cheese
The woke filling that they are talking about is chicken. It's woke because it's low in fat.
I wish I was making this up but that's what the article says.
Flavour is woke!
Who was the snowflake again?
The British are REALLY into their hilariously crap food, aren't they? Someone on here was actually defending a sandwich that was two slices of bread, an inch of cheese and an inch of raw onion. It's like, when the French or Italians get uppity about their cuisine, it feels like they have a point? The British though...
Fuck off and eat another pop tart.
The chip butty (with chippy chips) is the closest a human can get to eating ambrosia and it's sad you'll never experience it.
biscuits and gravy
I'll defend the meal deal forever.
It's not good food. No one is pretending that it is. It IS a convenient and cheap meal that someone can pop out and get in a few mins.
The problem, like with fast food, is that the £3 meal deal is now the £5 meal deal, and with smaller portions that meal deal is creeping towards £7-10. At a given point, you may as well get a proper nice sandwich or meal elsewhere.
Fucking transgender bicycle sandwiches!
Funny how avocado- a staple in Mexican food- end up being a woke ingredient. I can't stand guacamole but it's a damn site more popular than stuff sliced on a peice of toast
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
