Mr_Blott

Maybe he's a newborn but the smoking has aged him horribly

I was forty-something before I noticed Montenegro wasn't in south America lol

At least we know that if the US starts a war against water, they'll lose it like they did with every other war lmao

Ode To Joy intensifies

Ha ha cheeky bastards

http://www.amazingcamera.com

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That website can go pull its foreskin over its head

I just wanted to know what the game is in the thumbnail

Then realise they're wrong and these ones are best -

https://youtu.be/hhVNyS34bKA

This is a good 5 years out of date

Pros use Fischer Duotec now

https://youtu.be/hhVNyS34bKA

Soooooo many pretentious replies in this thread, they're always the same.

Fuck that boring crap, start with good old light-hearted fiction.

Try -

The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared

The Breach by Travis Lee

The Dublin Trilogy by Caimh McDonnell (all 5 of them, dear god they're hilarious)

The Girl With All The Gifts

Invasion by DC Alden

A Man Called Ove by Fredrik Backman (Anxious People is amazing too)

Wayward Pines by Blake Crouch (Recursion too)

The Idiots' Club by Tony Moyle

And of course, The Internet Is A Playground by David Thorne

Waaaaaay more entertaining than all the classics mentioned, a very small selection of contemporary authors are vastly superior to the writers of yesteryear

Edit - downvoted by the wanks that think reading George Orwell makes them clever lmao. Once you get over 30 you realise that books are for entertaining, not to leave on your coffee table to try to seem interesting

Is this a euphemism for your first wet dream or what?