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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies
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this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Obviously satire, dozy wankers
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"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
I can't upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.
I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.
Now, if only you used them ...
Twat.
Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.
How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.
You're having a day-long freakout on the "OK Mate Wanker" community with a banner of beans and tagline of "Obviously satire, dozy wankers". Take off the clown shoes, you're bringin shame to the profession.
Thanks for telling me what I should do!