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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

As a Brit all these comments are hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

My spouse's parent was British but fortunately didn't raise them that way.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

But they did live in Eden, we've got a bunch of those.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah my parents forced being British on me when I was growing up

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’ve got camps for that these days, check out ‘Pray the UK Away’.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a brexit joke in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

pray the UK away

The rest of Europe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Terf island too.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

My condolences

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They even have an anthem

You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

My country, ‘tis of thee; sweet land of liberty, of thee I see.

Damn I miss the age of parody lyrics being the highest form of insult. We should go back to that. (Yes, fellow Americans, that song that literally all of us know is just a trolling parody of “god save the queen” and most people don’t know that which makes it even more funny.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

By that band from Las Vegas?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Our patron saint is from Turkey(ish), what's your point? We can steal culture as well as marbles you know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure thry were mormons too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Biggest Christian rock group.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Fucking mental considering how British their music sounded.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no issue with people being British either but I just don't agree with the lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Love the sinner, not the sin.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Just wait until you find out about pantomime Dames

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Live your life but please don't do that in public for my kids to see

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Being Br*tish is an abomination, why can't they just be normal?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

You can swear on the internet. On second thought, maybe that one is best left censored

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can understand someone not wanting their kids to see the Scottish. But the English and the Welsh? Those people live SOUTH of the wall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The one made of corn? Doesn't sound very structurally sound

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

🎵 He'll save children, but not the British children 🎵

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He had a pocket full of horses

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucked the shit out of bears

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Washington, Washington

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

The King’s Speech

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It gets quite good reviews. From family I expect

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4844346/

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Goddamn Peppa Pig is indoctrinating our youth!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That's funny, I have the opposite opinion. Seems like it's something you should grow out of

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ey r rkid there ain’t no need for that you muppet

  • This Manc.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody show this guy Taskmaster Junior.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

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