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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Ooh that’s rough just like that time when you feel like you’re falling.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's when you stretch it out more and face your fears

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i've dove into the cramp saying fuck you to the universe, and i've tried to ignore it, and i've tried to hyperventilate through it, nothing makes it go away any quicker

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Friend came limping over one day. Our other friend watched him rolling around in agony for almost 20 minutes.

"Dude! You can stretch it and it goes away instantly!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's for a normal cramp. There are cramps that stretching does not help and you're just going to be in pain for the next 3 to 5 days.

Those are the fucking worst.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah for the unlucky some of us when a cramp hits, nothing helped. Fuck I've even tried running up and down stairs at 3am. Doing full stretches etc. Turns out good chance you're low on magnesium or potassium or maybe Manganese? I don't remember but the wife shoves one of the 3 in my mouth when she's had enough of my whining and I'm good for a while with no cramps at night.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Uhm, no, sorry, I'd prefer being able to move my legs during the day.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't have calf cramps, but sometimes I'll be flexing my toes and I'll feel one start to fire up a cramp, and it's a fast-paced high-stakes game of Operation, where I keep moving my toe around trying to find the magic relaxation spot, while it sends off more and more alarming pre-cramp warning buzzes. (That may not be a perfect metaphor but I got tired of thinking of board games. I also considered Battleship.)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

A high stakes game of "Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What works for me is immediately pulling my foot back in an L shape as hard as I can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah this. Nowadays I can usually stop it or at least make it way lighter by just moving my foot in the right position again. It has almost become a reflex at this point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but to do that I have to stand up or have something to force my foot against to actually bend it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

From what I've read, you should avoid using external influences to fix cramps, as they could easily damage your tendons.

Very much not an expert, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I can just pull my foot back by itself. Must be really bad cramps if you can't do that!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone explained to me that all you have to do is get out of the bed and immediately stand on it and the cramp generally won't happen or will be much milder. Tested and it works like a charm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

This is the correct answer. The first time it cramped, my wife was begginge to stand on it as I massaged it while screaming in agony. The second time it happened she wasn't home, so I decided to just try what she had told me to do a d poof the pain disappeared.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Take magnesium supplements every now and then to stop cramps from happening.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you feel your calf cramping up you should sit up in bed, straighten the troublesome leg, then grab your toes. I think it's called the seated toe touch.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like to jump out of bed and put weight on the leg.

That is if my blanket doesn’t trip me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My roommate told me about this strat and it has saved my life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

I didn't know this was common for other people. I've always viewed my capacity to cause what should be a sporting injury from lying in bed as a uniquely personally shameful indictment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The long term solution is to increase the amount of potassium you consume.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Also regular exercise reduces cramps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yep, most people are deficient.

Started drinking 500mL–1L of coconut water every day. Cramps are gone forever now. Learn to like the taste if you don't. It'll extend your life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bananas should also work. And magnesium, which is easy to supplement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was sure my chocolate chip banana bread is healthy because all those bananas! Now I'm positive it's great!

Ignore the butter. And sugar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I was going to suggest banana milk for the extra calcium but sure, you do you. 😉

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And then there's me, intentionally causing foot cramps to revel in the feeling.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

c/unpopularopinion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brother, I've found my tribe at last

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hmm, I uh wish to understand your tribe's idealogy before forming my opinion on this matter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Embrace the cramp, let it be the focus of your mind and let all thoughts fall away, and you will find bliss in the cramp.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

A Cenobite wrote this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My dudes finding mindfulness in a cramp the same way folks do during a tattoo or while running lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh man, tattoo sessions are my jam!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Drink water. Fix your shitty diet. Eat bananas or sweet potatoes or other sources of potassium. Take dietary magnesium supplements or use the topical magnesium stuff (like Theraworx foam) on your affected muscle groups before bed.

By doing the above, I went from frequently having calf cramps to never having calf cramps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ooooo you're about to have a nasty couple minutes where you wonder why got hates you so much

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

A couple of minutes of eternity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I got these almost every morning when I was pregnant. Thankfully they only lasted a few minutes (besides a soreness for the rest of the day), but they sucked. I had to train myself to not move my legs in my sleep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don't get the calf cramps, but foot or ribs. Ribs are the fucking worst because hiw the fuck do you stretch that out?! I can only reach up so high! It's not fair!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Bend to the sides. Like, bend your trunk left and reach your right arm over your head to the left, then do the reverse. Stretches all those side muscles around the ribs and stomach.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I try this and it sometimes helps, but sometimes the "crunching" side starts to throw a cramp too. I should eat more bananas...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Take a deep breath and hold it couple of seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I get the rib cramps sometimes. Hanging down from a door frame sometimes helps. Just dont rip the door frame off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

One of the previous owners of my house believed in rolling dice for how many Brad nails to use. It could contain anywhere from 1 to 100 in the casing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

or thigh. thighs are bigger. badder.

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