You would read up until the mosquitos and spiders came at you from that swamp. Then the frogs would start their croaking and splashing. Followed by the chorus of crickets and cicadas. And more likely some dick blue Jay would show up and yell at you for no good fucking reason, with its ugly ass noise it makes, like can you even call that a bird call?

I don't wash stains on walls from dogs or kids. I just paint every few years

Have you tried making a list?

Yes. I can't fully explain because I forget, but look into having a radio on in shower. The steam/moisture. Effects the Soundwave.

Some people just spend way to much time online and fully disconect from reality to the point where they make up some wild ass bullshit.

Back in the day the 401 was designed for a safe speed of 200kmph + . They wanted to do the whole autobahn thing. Of course you know the problem with that was, here in Canada if you can fog a mirror you can get a driver's license.

No fucking way, for real? Like not gona lie, giving me mad urges to go fuck around and find out.

Good read, regardless, fuck you with the best intentions. The left turn part is bullshit. Yes, the pillar is thick. But fuck man is the drivers neck broken? Like lean forward and/ lean left. A blind spot isn't just over your shoulder. It wherever you don't have a visual. Move your damn head, eliminate the blind spot. As for the truck hoods part. They say it's to look meaner. No, that's the job of the bumper, grill, and headlights. It is practical, if anything. Each model from 1/2 ton, 3/4ton, and 1 ton size have different engine and drivetrain configurations. Okay, with a cylinder turbo gas engine there is lots of empty space. But what about a big inline 6 diesel or even a Ford V8 powerstroke diesel? Now add room for a front axle for 4wd, and a 8spd 10spd transmission behind it for tighter EPA regs. What happened in 2007? Mandatory diesel particulate filters and regen systems and exhaust gas coolers had to be put in. Gota make room for that. Then, in 2009 , the DEF became mandatory. gota make room for all that as well. Look under the hood of a cummins dodge or even worse yet, ford power stroke. There is absolutely no space under the hood for anything. It's jam-packed all the way to the top.

A simple solution would be a front camera that are on from stop to 50kmph amd you know not being a lazy fucking meat bag and moving your head around a few inches forward and to the left.

Side note everyone likes say "just buy a van for work" but vans have just as high of a hood

Thank you, that is solid advice. 60fps is good enough especially that most of the gaming will be done on a 1080 plasma. Is buying stuff used worth it or is it a you run the risk of getting burned?

I gotta give it to you guys. The foresight to prevent a disaster is 10/10. Top tier. Well done.

You are a fucking monster. The point of this was to have some laughs not cause a poor walmart employee to beat their spouse or off them selves. Damn you're cruel.