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[-] [email protected] 221 points 7 months ago

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[-] [email protected] 142 points 7 months ago

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[-] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Here, here!

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[-] [email protected] 109 points 7 months ago

Help her save France from the English.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[-] [email protected] 96 points 7 months ago

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[-] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago

what i'm told

[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

Not another one knight stand!

[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[-] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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