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[–] [email protected] 58 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

The third political party in the US should be The Woodchipper. You don't vote for candidates, just The Woodchipper. If The Woodchipper gets the majority of votes, all the candidates on the ticket get tossed in a fucking woodchipper and we start the election over with new candidates.

This fixes our problems, in a uniquely American way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Televise this, just as Carlin intended.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

This is, indeed, a more realistic solution for America than, let's say, let the president have less power. Or getting rid of the electoral college.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Who gets to throw them in?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

They're still bitter about Groundhog Day. I say, let them have it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

A lottery is the only fair system

[–] [email protected] 33 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I remember hoping that Obama would prosecute Bush for all of his crimes, in hindsight it was really naive.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

We JuSt NeEd To MoVe On AnD hEal As A nAtIoN!

.... /Vomit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Bush was mostly lawful evil. Trump is just a Captain Planet villain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Is lying about "weapons of mass destruction" in order to convince the country to invade another so the dickbag trio could get more wealthy legal? Cheney, Rumsfield and Bush agree I guess.

Free speech and all would make lying legal, so I guess you're right... Lawful evil it is then :/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Trump is just a Captain Planet villain cosplayer.

FTFY.

Trump is simply not competent enough and never has been.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Joker maybe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Some of the people who support him are, but they don't (yet) have the power to implement it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

He's the fanfic child of Hoggish Greedly and Looten Plunder.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Right? I hate that phrase as it's used here. How are we supposed to move on when national traumas are left unresolved?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I don't want Trump to win because he's more likely to create a "presidential crimes commission" full of political appointees going after the other party.

We have the legal system, if there are crimes they should be charged. The answer is not some additional political tribunal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

We have the legal system

I mean...do we?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Judge shopping and legislation via court ruling have called into question the fairness and legitimacy of a once ironclad judicial system. It's being gamed right now by the wealthy and powerful to get what they want.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Then the answer is fixing those issues. Saying the system isn't working so we need to ignore it and build out a new system purpose built to prosecute my political opponents is like definitional fascism. We don't need a strong man to fix everything extrajudicially, we just need the law applied fairly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha ha your legal system is the laughing stock of the planet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

glances at Europe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

Creating a Department dedicated entirely to Justice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

If we can't even get Trump to stop running despite being a convicted felon, I don't even know if we can catch up with the next fucker. Dude could literally shoot someone on 5th Ave and the government would go "Well, they're the president, what are you going to do about it?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

If they don't remove presidential immunity during the next president's term in office we'll be sitting on a time bomb of WHEN, not IF, a president uses that immunity to destroy our democracy.

I mean, I know we're probably all well aware that this is exactly why the immunity ruling was made and it makes it all the more dire that it be rectified and codified in unambiguously worded law as soon as possible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Having convicted felon be able to run for office is a good thing. I don't want a Navalny situation in my country.

An insurrectionist, though? Fuck that noise. Trump should be hanged. He tried to violently overthrow the government.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Didn't he directly say he could shoot someone and still win the (2016) election? I swear I remember seeing that he flat out said that, I think around the time of the Republican primary debates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

He did, he just didnt do it. I'm saying that the next dude will and the government of "law and order" won't go after him.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Impeachment exists, if only there were a functioning body of government left to do such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I will believe Impeachment means something once someone is removed from power until then it's a political threat that means nothing.

At this point it's an untested power.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago

Arguably, it has been tested, several times. Each time it failed, after a fashion. We should be concerned what message that sends to the next person who would contemplate engaging in such impeachment-actionable behaviors.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why stop there? Have every President, Senator, and Member of Congress investigated at all times. Whether we think they’re corrupt or not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe a stupid question, but shouldn't the FBI be doing that?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

They should, but don't, and haven't ever. At this point I don't really trust them to.

Especially given their pinkerton start.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

The same FBI that was dismissed by Trump when they looked into him, even though he was totally guilty? Or the same FBI that told civil rights protestors to kill themselves?

The FBI is the Federal police for crimes the common man commits, not the rich.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

Haha yeah the government that’s currently enabling war crimes is gonna totally make a commission to hold presidents liable for crimes.

This is why nothing changes. If you start looking at one of them you have to look at all of them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago
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