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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

this is literally every woman who is into rock climbing

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Dude has to have the world record for the least amount of time spent outside.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

angered the gays

freeze-gamer culture is backsliding to the 90s and I fucking hate it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

It never left it agni-pain

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to like a fit woman?

Yes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't expect to learn this way flag-gay-pride

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just reminds me of that post where the guy was trying to say that if you felt attracted to his posted picture of a beautiful woman, you were gay because she had abs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Abdominal muscles are encoded on the Y chromosome theory-gary

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

True

Unless your bloodtype is AB-

Like me niko-cri

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

took me a second miyazaki-laugh

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

I have multiple cis women friends who look pretty much exactly like this because they work out on the regular. One of them took up weightlifting as a hobby a few years ago and she's both thin and also extremely ripped. She doesn't weightlift a ridiculous amount, she's not a powerlifter or anything, she just does a normal amount twice a day and does it properly because she enjoys it as a workout. Literally just go outside and see the wide variety of body types and people that exist. It just requires you to go outside and look at people rather than go outside and stare at the ground and try to avoid human connection. It's that easy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Once again confirming that freeze-gamers never actually interact with real women.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah it's just not Lara Croft to me either. I want my women to look like 8 jagged polygons with textures that warp around because of a software rendered z-buffer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it, what are the red circles supposed to show?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

to understand you must first understand what a gamer-gulag believes to be the ideal fEeEEmale body shape, for which i have prepared the following helpful illustration

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

chin, no child-bearing hips

smh woke strikes again

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Yes, you "angered" the "gays." It's definitely not the rest of the world laughing at your paranoid crusade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I remember when media still had hot women with none of the circled parts

Spoiler

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

this appears to be a older rayman design, meaning they are younger. you are now officially an anime watcher

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wtf is wrong with these people?

Why would you take actual time of your actual life to pay attention to the arms of a made up character. Who looks at other people like this? I have never ever understood any of this, but I find it vile that these people go around rating women, even made up women, all day long and this is supposedly an ok behaviour in the world. How is this ok in the mainstream?

Who the f circles things on a cartoon character that looks completely just normal to point out "manly bits". Like they have had to stop and think about this.

gulag

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The learned helpless insecurity of these dudes is the most unattractive thing a person can do to themselves and they do it willingly and also tell the entire world about it.

Is it some kind of fetish they have?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Show me how she's been turned "into a man".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wojak-nooo Her boobs are too small now! They should be slapping her in the face every time she does a backflip!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's literally the only thing that's been changed, she went from a DD cup to a C and G*mers lost their minds.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

she went from a DD cup to a C and G*mers lost their minds.

This is our 9/11 but a thousand

speech-r

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh yeah, the original wasn’t even all that sexy either.

Letting the ”cool kids” into nerd culture has ruined everything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Can't believe they gave her arms, has wokeness gone too far?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

She is on the order of Rouge from the X-Men cartoon from the 90s. I bet if she put on dramatic lipstick (despite it deviating from the source material) they'd shut up. She's on the order of Korra from LoK. Did Korra ever get transvestigated? They dress Lara up in a bunch of dresses. I even hear the outcry of support for tomboys and muscle mommies. And as far as "accuracy" goes, doing a bunch of parkour, vaulting around traps and tombs would need upper body strength. Phrenology on an animated character is advanced tech. What a strange character to latch onto.

I remember some argument about Princess Peach in the new Mario movie claiming that they altered her personality to be more girlbossy than she is established to be in the lore. That Peach expresses femme (citing things that weren't getting kidnapped that I don't recall) that gets eclipsed by more masculine traits and basically memory-holed. It's the same way people talk about Nami from One Piece being very mean+money obsessed despite being able to cite times that she's been very nice to every other Straw Hat. Perhaps if Lara were a very flirty cishet and turned into a forward facing all-business explorer people might make a real complaint, but it sounds like she was never like that.

I can't imagine this is more than tourists being upset instead of being happy while watching Moo Deng. This is the silliest thing ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

tired of the most underwhelming men on the planet thinking they have a right to an opinion about any woman, real or fictional

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That's just a typical young farm woman bod

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Everyone knows women don't have muscles or bones! They're just jiggly blobs of flesh that lie on the ground and look pretty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

If your ability to draw circles on images hasn’t evolved past the age of 5, I have no reason to consider your opinion on the aesthetics of anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Angered the gays " pretty much explains their ideology. No consistency just antagonistic bigotry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

What's also funny is that these same freeze-gamers throw a shitfit if a woman is even slightly overweight too. All they want is a starved sex-slave who also agrees with all their dogshit opinions

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