I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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response from the atlantic [cw: police violence, bigotry, and promoting isntreal bonds]What I love about this is both of them are correct
The nlpd isn't funny, just incredibly realistic and depressing 
And another thing, I'm not mad, I'm going to put in the paper myself that I'm not mad
Wheelshare is an Israeli company too.
Making disabled people contribute to a genocide by existing is too dystopian to be in a novel and yet here we are
I wonder if anti genocide activists in the UK could do something about this, like provide free wheelchairs to people who need them and draw attention to this evil shit
I was imagining more smashing of things but that's also cool
And could also supply the free wheelchairs to hand out
Caricature of a country. Completely shameless and soulless parasites.
wheelshare out here doing tropes
Remember back in 2019, when left-leaning folks in the UK were like “the tories want to turn the NHS in to American-style health system”? And then us Americans tried warning them too, explaining how shit our system is because people outside of the US and aren’t familiar with it simply can’t comprehend how bad it is? How we all said Corbyn was the only hope for saving the NHS? Only to have everyone else in the UK say “nahhhh they’d never actually do that”.
How’s that working out for you, UK public?
to be fair, everyone here loves and values the NHS, even the vast majority of conservative voters. the only question is: do we love the NHS more than we hate immigrants?
the answer is spectactularly predictable 
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We are SO close to the Phlip K Dick door that won't let you out without paying it and will argue with you if you try. Someone just needs to add an llm to the wheelchair. 
It's an Israeli company too
Just holy fuck how can people be this fucking cartoonishly evil.
Well in the US, you'd be given the wheelchair off the bat and then get the brutal invoice later.
Big Hospital doesn't want you to know this, but all the equipment and supplies at a hospital is free.
All you need is a dulled safety vest and a metal clipboard.
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This makes me think: there HAVE TO be open-source, affordable, easy to manufacture designs of mobility items, with either off-the-shelf parts or with salvaged materials. Anyone encountered anything like that?
I think the actual wheels on wheelchairs are... somewhat unique. Other parts might be more doable but you know, you need it to be comfortable and very durable and all these things. I don't think freely available designs is really the issue here, though it would be cool
easy to manufacture is relative to your capacity. Are we talking "build them in your garage with hand tools", or "can be made for $40 a pop by a factory in china" because one of those is always gonna come out on top
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Put a card reader on all the exits. If patients can't afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.
Finally, a solution to the nursing shortage
And if they’re unable to work we can kill them and use their corpses as fertilizer!
This is a hospital!
Use their body parts as replacements for other patients.
For a fee, of course.
$2/hr is far too cheap for US healthcare
Nah i hear its okay, they've got a Labour government now, any second now Czar Kid Starver will rush in and take those wheelchairs away (so unsightly!)
what if instead of paying for health insurance, usians saved that money for a trip to a place with actual healthcare
this is a thing actually lol. Although the individual mandate sorta screwed it up for a few years
most commonly it's people near-ish to the northern or southern border going to canada or mexico for prescriptions, dental work, etc. There's also a lot of people travelling for surgeries that aren't covered by insurance and are ludicrously expensive and hard to get in the states, often things like hair transplants or trans top/bottom surgeries, but probably other things as well.
I mean shit people also order their medications from under-the-table overseas pharmacies pretty often.
My mom had to do that. She went to Costa Rica (I think) to get her dental work done. Saved tens of thousands of dollars.
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Am I allowed to say people should kill themselves on here or will I get banned? Because I think whoever came up with this shit should kill themselves along with whoever approved it. If I'm not allowed to say that, I apologise.
We got an emoji for it and everything. I'm on mobile so I can't post it but I'm sure someone will below me
I like this one
Or
Whoever came up with this deserves to be strapped to the floor and run over with wheelchairs until they're dead.
This is dystopian cyberpunk shit lol.
It's neither cyber nor punk though.
There isn't much "punk" outside of superficial aesthetics in the Cyberpunkerinos 2077, either, especially after doing story jobs for cops and the fucking president and getting a Swerve-style lecture from the main narrative that trying to improve society somewhat is actually stupid and bad because look at how too far Keanu Reeves went (and he actually did it for selfish reasons and now his digital phantasm wants to take over Original-V-Do-Not-Steal's brain!). It's a diluted concept and kind of a lost cause to try to keep within old margins.
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The organ rental kiosk is off to the left, out of frame.
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"See, the really great thing about this system is the Freedom of Choice. Either you choose to pony up the 2 pounds, or you choose to admit that you were always fully capable of crawling on your hands and knee and mangled bloody stump through the hospital and were just trying to be lazy and mooch off of our generosity. So now, nobody is oppressed. Isn't this better?"
Don't worry, sir Keith and the red Tories are going to stop this I'm sure.
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