I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

L.P.D
N.L.P.D inside-im-crying response from the atlantic [cw: police violence, bigotry, and promoting isntreal bonds]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What I love about this is both of them are correct

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

let-them-fight

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

The nlpd isn't funny, just incredibly realistic and depressing kitty-cri-texas

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And another thing, I'm not mad, I'm going to put in the paper myself that I'm not mad