Hey everyone, this is the LockPicking Lawyer, and today we have a pizza box lock
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is what the Democrats mean when they say "combating food-insecurity"
I can tell this is around San Francisco by the sidewalk, the plants on the impossibly narrow islet, and by the "fuck the poor" energy of that installation.
The real joke is that, like so much security theater, it's more expensive to lock up the pizza than to fucking give away the pizza. 
I just know this is from the bay area of California without even looking. Evil place.
Arrested for pizza crimes
Pizza chastity
"Free Pizza!" 
you only have to pay for boltcutters once
Gorbachev's Pizza
In a more sane and just world, a pizze locked away from being eaten would be a joke image, one of the little ironic contraptions that float by in the opening of The Scary Door. Oh ho ho, how humorous! A lovingly prepared piece of food sealed away into uselessness! Imagine, if you can, the kind of world where such an absurd device would have meaning
if restaurants were like retail
The United States of America (mask off)
Hard times on Long Island.
(Is Long Island where the Italians live in New York? Otherwise...)
Down and Out in Queens
No pizza only khal kalash
Is this AI? You can just leave the lock on and take the pizza
I put the Bluesky post into a comment. They implied they took the photo and they gave a location.
Walmart pizza
don't pizza open inside
What is the deal with this pizza? Iβm genuinely curious
itβs in a pizza place near 12th st BART in Oakland, other than that I have no idea
I assume itβs to display their pizza to get people in, but either people kept taking the free display pizza or the restaurant was paranoid that would happen.
Judging by the broken appearance of the display around where the lock connects, maybe the paranoia wasn't unjustified.
i'm like 70% sure that's just the plastic cracking from where the lock was mounted into the other side. but given the zipties on the post, you are probably right that some idiots probably saw the pizza stele and went "that'll look great in my living room" & eventually the restaurant had enough lol.
this is an italian catching trap.
New York City under Bloomberg.
Italians need not apply.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy! I wanna try the forbidden pizzapie! Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Those locks are fairly easy to pick.
...for science
World's stinkiest pizza
Uncut pizza looks so weird to me
Normalize uncircumcised pizza!