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Socially Awkward Rule
(sh.itjust.works)
stop the train and run for your life, don't let them get to you
Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.
I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?
Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?
Well murder risks further interaction with cops, the legal system, lawyers... Can I just stare at the stranger for 5 seconds? I could probably manage a smile.
Wait, you're a stranger! Look ma I did it!
I rather tie my self up and pick a spot than get stuck interacting with a stranger for 5 seconds.
So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?
Haha what is this gif from?
Bocchi the Rock
This scene made me laugh so hard even though I've already seen the gif and laughed at that.
Get in front of the train so you don't have to make a decision
Unfortunately, that is also a decision.
The only valid option.
I second this..
I could lay down on the tracks, right?
Yes, but then you'd be joining a group activity.
As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..
sigh
I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”
Always tomorrow.
Did you know that a single molecule of water has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars
:p yoooooou! What are you doing here?
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turn the lever and run like hell
That ... could work.
This is so scary, perfect timing for spooky season. You gotta keep up that outer image...
This one seems especially unsolvable...
I could do a few small talks before I'm socially exhausted, so maybe if i pull the lever about halfway through?
Maybe just run over their mouth parts
But maybe you wont stop it in time for some of them, so then the families of those few in the front that died will forever hate you for not stopping it slightly sooner.
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Person posts shitpost.
Commenters getting triggered.
Nice job OP!🍿
See, this is where you need a super hero persona; all masked super heroes are confirmed socially awkward!
If I pull the lever hard enough, will the trolley reverse? If so - can I jump on it to avoid the conversation?
The fact that it's Bocchi is amazing
Don't worry guys Nijika aka Dorito will come and save the day
not worth it
That's not an option. Sorry guys!
You can stop it any time you like
But you can never leave
Run on the track while holding the lever
The train will be stopped, but the person who pulled the lever wouldnt be alive to be thanked
"So, as I was saying officer, as I am not a trained trolley operator I didn't knew the lever was a mechanism for it to do thinks, so I watched in horror as it approached the... (tries hard to hide smile)"
Fuck it [flips switch]
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this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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