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Went both looking for fellow tankies and seeing who I should be blocking on Mastodon by looking at the hashtag #tankies.

It gave me brain damage and I also found a few of these "lemmy is made by tankies, ewww can't use it"-posts that I had never seen before. So sharing these for our mutual enjoyment:

Also just the general vibe of the posts with this tag is just so hostile. We really live rent free in these peoples heads. Interesting how so many of these were ukraine flag or isntreal flag profiles too, also a few anne applebaum replies, because of course.

The vibe is pretty much whatever this drivel is by a true communism understander:

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

socialism and communism are merely forms of feudalism

I wish I could be this stupid. Not have to read, not have to care, just make up whatever on the spot and be convinced I'm right.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I tried to explain this feeling to a therapist once and they didn't understand. Imagine never having to think about issues of the day. Just gliding through life with a "it is what it is" attitude. Imagine never having to source your claims, and having an endless army of "normal people" lined up behind you to shout down the truth. Imagine a world built for you, that you never question, never doubt, and never feel betrayed by. Imagine only seeing justice and retribution where there is injustice and ruthless genocide. Just imagine how much simpler your life would be if bad guys were bad, and good guys were good, just like you were always told.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It's the way a pigeon wins at checkers: just flap around, shit on the board, and leave.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Yeah I felt this was pretty special. A new level of unserious even.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just astounds me that people can say stuff like "socialism is a form of feudalism" and think of themselves as clever, intelligent people. I've read like 3 actual theory books total and feel like a worm who failed kindergarten because of it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

It doesn't even take theory. People don't fight wars, especially civil wars, with people who have the same ideology as they do. The Russian Revolution, French Revolution, Chinese Civil War, and Spanish Civil War all had socialists/communists/anarchists on one side with the nobility and monarchs on another side.

Nearly every time commies have gone to war, it's been to kill fascists or monarchs. You don't have to read 60,731 books of theory to figure that out lmao

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

ah yes, the dastardly tankies of lemmy are coming after trans people! Do not look at how many users on Hexbear are trans! Do not believe your lying eyes!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The tankies on Lemmy have moderation issues that leave trans users vulnerable.

Meanwhile on Hexbear, we used to ban people for even downvoting pro-trans threads.

Uphold TC69 Thought.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh that's what's going on on the other commie instance? pretty cringe

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

lemmy vs lemmygrad, I belive. A common error

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I didn't know you COULD downvote on Hexbear

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Many years ago there was a downbear button. It's good that we got rid of it - now if someone says something you don't like you gotta engage, even if it's just to post a :downbear:

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I really don’t understand why libs go so hard on that angle. They’ve been doing it since the subreddit days when it was one of the better subreddits for trans people.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Not to be too sectarian but left-wing politics on mastodon is totally dominated by Epic Western Tech Job Anarchists who think China is doing a colonialism on Hong Kong. But it isn't Orientialist to hold this view because all states are invalid and people should be free of them. Why do they focus on this particular example? A mystery.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like the term Anarcho-NATOist for these people.

All states are wrong but all actually existing anti-colonial struggles are conveniently problematic enough for me to disavow and shame you for supporting.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Also known as NATO-leftists

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

i think anarcho-bidenist works too lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Those are the Anarchist-In-Name-Only types.

"Two state solution? How about no state solution. Both sides are bad and neither get my support 😏"

They'd be out here denouncing figures like Durruti and Malatesta as tankies for what they advocated for and what they did, if they were alive today.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the smuglord anarchist playbook, you ALWAYS hate on the real revolutionaries doing what it takes to bring socialism in a world where imperialism is brutally powerful, just remember to sprinkle some actual progressive takes now and then so they don't confuse you for a fascist

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

The only constant for those fucks is "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." More often than not they wish to lord over everyone else while clinging to that baby anarchist "caring about things is stupid actually, except for access to treats" principle.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Lemmy made by tankies" has been going on since forever. There is a popular mastodon account called feditips that lambasted Lemmy because dessalines "denies" uyghur genocide.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I like to just ask those people if they deny the white genocide

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Communism is a form of Feudalism" certainly is a take

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Usually signs of lead in a home are more subtle

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

People like that kept me a very confused radlib for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"actually, when capitalism kills people, it's feudalism that kills people, and feudalism is just a form of communism"

wow super informed person right here

because feudalism, a system where all land is privately owned by the wealthy and the rest of society works to pay rent to landlords is a form of communism. it's nothing like capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Moments like these make me realize how many “intellectuals” are actually dumbasses

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Lmao the last one would be peak comedy if only it wasn't said completely seriously. Also I have decided that I won't read history and theory any more, it turns out you can just make that stuff up as you like depending on the circumstance, that is much easier

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

BrooklynMan used to post on lemmy.ml also. Incredibly annoying dweeb.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Love to put a #hashtag on every #noun in the #sentence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You kind of have to on mastodon because they don't do keyword extraction to automatically pull posts into topical feeds like twitter does. Most people who aren't wankers just put them in a big list at the bottom of the post though, so as to seem a bit less early-2010s

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

The unthreaded broadcast microblog format that Mastodon copied from Twitter inevitably leads to the worst possible takes rising to the surface.

I hope Elon destroys Twitter so completely that it somehow destroys Mastodon and Bluesky too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (7 children)

There's always some kneejerk fool with poor reading comprehension and a complete lack of knowledge of #PoliticalEconomy and #PoliticalScience who thinks that being anti-socialism is automagically "right wing". #Socialism is a right wing philosophy, it, like #Fascism, is a sub-category of #Feudalism. If you don't understand why, then you don't understand what "left" and "right" mean, in political theory, and you have no business being in my mentions.

The only differences between #Socialism, #Fascism, and classical #Feudalism are the name we give to the ruling class and the means by which membership in that class is determined. This is not difficult to figure out. It all, always, goes back to the land. Who owns Nature? The State, the Party, the Volk, the Gentry, the Peerage. Membership by "merit", by "genetic heritage", or by "inheritance". Different names for the same #privileges.

Absolute banger takes from that account horsepoo-theory https://mstdn.plus/@gcvsa/113001895475656803

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The politics understander has logged on!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Gotta love the misplaced confidence in these statements. Such confidence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

There's always some kneejerk fool with poor reading comprehension and a complete lack of knowledge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

No likes, no retweets, no replies, just a lighthouse of idiocy blasting a beam of anti-illumination across an empty sea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The picture of the "I voted" sticker on her chest as the pfp is the icing on the cake.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember BrooklynMan. The guy is such a turbolib.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I have never once brigaded because I will never expose myself to lib brainrot that I can get anywhere else on the web. I'm sure that's true of most hexbear users.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Im on kolektiva, which is an OK anarchist-heavy instance. The federated home page (popular posts from all federated instances) is at least half lib drivel every day. I havent really used it much since i started hexbearing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It drives the tankies batshit crazy when we point out the death toll caused by Marxism and Maoism.

>mrw

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

#socialism and #communism are merely forms of feudalism

What a novel new kind of material analysis...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think what that genius means is that if the poors are visible, it's like feudalism. A gentrified "prestige city" that has pretentiously minimalist Steve Jobs temples everywhere with impossibly high rents is the real "left" because the only visible peasants are the derelicts rounded up by the cops regularly. libbing-out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

What's with all the le epic hashtagging? Some Twitter shit?

I'd find that alone worthy of the Drej Tank.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Its kinda true about Lemmy.ml being shit for trans people its why they should come here

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