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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago (2 children)

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.

  • the best advice an AI ever gave (too bad it was a fictional AI)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

That's because all the good shit* comes from humans.

*but also so much bad shit. So so so much bad as well.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuckin’ A on this one. Think about how much companies make with entirely artificial scarcity. You can only add 1 license to this, you can only watch on one TV unless you pay us $15 a month. It costs $200 to change where you are in the database table for this flight. Complete bullshit and we need to see it for what it is and stop it. I love how she says all that will be left in their wake is dull capitalists. Exactly. Stop playing their games. Play your game.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Wasn't so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (5 children)

NewPipe is great on my phone, SmartTube for my TV. I tried showing others but it's like they don't think that there is a problem. I use Arch btw.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FreeTube is pretty good as well. Using it on Debian (or Mint).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

+1 to FreeTube. It just sucks that all these players typically use the same YouTube.js lib. So when google fucks with that lib (because they definitely cat-and-mouse that shit), it breaks so many.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

Stop using Discord if you care for the internet. Seriously, Discord is the internet but privatized. It’s the precursor of the future of the internet that capitalists want. Access only available if you login. Search is useless for anything older than a week. Data not accessible to search engines, even on public servers. Need to use their bloated (web)app. Charges for basic functions. Stop 👏 using👏 Discord👏 What is wrong with good old forums.

And Twitter is going the same direction as Discord.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Especially stop using Discord as a support forum for your software project. That's the most daft thing ever conceived.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Personally I'm ok with discord for private social communication, imo not everything needs to be archived or searchable. But there's people/devs who use discord as a knowledge repository and that's the recipe for disaster imo.

The recipe: Old problem questions, solutions, how to guides, ... All hidden behind a login wall and if you do get in, then you still have to contend with the crappy search engine, so you might just as well ask the probably already answered question yet again. And one day it's probably all going poof or behind some kind of paywall. Basically also what quora has been trying to do for years, but I don't think any people with more than a few braincells complain about quora being hard to access, since most of their content stinks anyhow.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't like discord, but it is a MASSIVE improvement over all the meta-garbage. Stop using Facebook, instagram, whatsapp and really also twitter first. Discord is the smaller evil compared to those.

Yes forums have their application and are better than discord for a lot of things, but discord is really more a competitor to IRC-chats with a focus on life discussion, rather than long-living content. And it isn’t discords fault if some people completely misuse it as something that it really isn’t trying to be.

Need to use their bloated (web)app.

Which means that it works in a regular browser, which is so much better than a lot of other infrastructure that is increasingly mobile-app only.

Charges for basic functions.

Does it though? It charges for certain emojis and the like, but that is honestly a MUCH more healthy business model than what a lot of other places on the internet are doing. And if you just want to use it as intended, you really aren’t missing out on anything.

I’m really not saying that it is great, but I wonder whether some of the people ranting about this may get signal boosted by meta to distract from their even worse cesspool…

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's crazy how little the younger generation knows about torrenting. With my younger brothwr and his friend we couldn't find a movie in any of the streaming services and I told them I would download it in less than 5 minutes, they didn't understand how that was possible but were impressed when I did it. We need to keep the art alive

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Hilariously, if the corporations could have curtailed their greed for a few more years - piracy could have sufficiently reduced in popularity and need to the point that it would have largely become a ‘lost art’.

Alas, chasing ever higher returns because “line must go up” is just introducing a new generation to these old tried and true methods.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you can't pirate it, it's not worth the money to rent it

I only disagree when it comes to paying creators for their content. I pay for a single streaming service, and that's just because it directly supports the people running the service and making the content.

I'm more than happy to pay creators more or less directly for content, but I'm definitely not supporting shit services like Hulu and Netflix.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I pay for a single streaming service, and that’s just because it directly supports the people running the service and making the content.

Nebula?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Dropout.tv would be my guess

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I say this as a creator; it is not stealing to take something that can be replicated infinitely without cost.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It can be reproduced indefinitely without cost to the creator. It's the first production that's a bitch.

How is initial production funded if nobody is willing to pay for it?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

If it were fairly funded it would be easier to find the money. Because right now tickets and subscriptions are most expensive ever yet just a few months ago US writers had to go on a long strike. If execs and "stars" stopped taking astronomical amounts of money then the production costs would probably go down.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

this post is 100% right, anyway stop buying phones, you don't need them.

I wish to go even further.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember when the internet was prviate, anonymous, cool, and had more than three websites?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I'm okay with paying for Internet services if the price is right... I'm not okay with also getting milked (data mined) for profit in addition to paying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also work on not being such a dopamine hound. I don't need to see new-show this year. Or this decade. I'll see it eventually. Or never. Who cares.

Know what's as good as music? The wind in the trees.

Not saying I'm some ascetic who doesn't enjoy media, but when I hit a paywall or an adwall I just try to say "ok, see ya later" and move on letting that content desire slip from my mind.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is great advice. There's so much content to enjoy from the past 20+ years that I don't feel the desire to immediately buy the new thing. You can usually get it for far cheaper down the line.

There are communities such as PatientGamers for videogames that preach exactly this.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

lesbian-moon-gf is a goddess of curmudgeonry and I am now her high priestess

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Not being able to use every server emoji on Discord is actually a good safeguard for NSFW spamming, because when trolls have to pay to be obnoxious, they usually stop doing it.

I agree on the premise as a whole, though. Our entire lives are getting enshittified with subscription models, designed to prey on those who forget to cancel or otherwise don't have the means or knowledge to get rid of it

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I recently setup magnetico and tuned its crawling to not be super disruptive to my network (ISP's shitty router doesn't have enough RAM to maintain a stateful firewall for NAT for all the sockets magnetico likes to open).

And slowly, I've been accumulating torrent hashes. In a couple of months, I'm up to 118k+. I've considered trying to merge in other people's magnetico databases. The point is to maintain my own search for torrents to avoid the the whack-a-mole that stupid governments play with torrent search sites.

A buddy of mine swears by usenet and uses a pretty cheap option for access.

All of that said about piracy: Support creators in your life. Cut off parasites.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wish I could get my dad to get this. I tell him I use an adblocker, he says why? He's never been bothered by it. His generation grew up in a technologically inconvenient time that he now glorifies today's streaming services, not seeing how they are enshittified. It's sad and I wish I could get him to understand.

[–] DJDarren 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In fairness, this streaming world is a marvel - if you can afford it. You can, for £100 a month, have access to damn near any piece of media that’s been published over the past 100 years. If you watch ten movies in a month you’ve spent the equivalent of buying ten DVDs ten years ago. Everything beyond that is pure profit.

But if you don’t have a spare £100 a month, you can get fucked. You can spend your time feeling like you’re missing out because you can’t afford Disney+ this month, and you’re trying desperately to avoid spoilers of the tentpole show they’ve just dropped.

Our parents (generally) can afford it, and can compare it to how it used to be. Hell, I’m 44 and I still see it as an incredible feat. But it’s one I’m tired of. So I pirate the few things that have piqued my interest, and browse my friend’s well stocked Plex library for other distractions. My sole subscription is Apple Music. I could pirate music and only ever use my iPod, but there are times when I prefer the convenience of my phone.

As for the ads: I’m British, so can only speak for times I visited the US as a kid; but TV advertising has long been WAY out of control over there. Ads, opening credits, ads, part one, ads, part two, ads, closing credits, ads. It’s fucking insane. Here in the UK, if you’re not watching BBC, it’s ads, part one, ads, part two, ads. Done. So from our perspective, advertising on the internet is mad. But to older Gen X/Boomer Americans, it’s just a way of life.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm so glad that after signing up, Lemmy quickly showcased to me posts about opensource/ public alternatives for the apps/websites we normally use. It brings me such a reignited passion. In time I'm gonna change my email, cloud services, OS... Everything!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"If you can't pirate it."

That's a skill issue.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you have android you can also use Firefox to play YouTube in the background or when the screen is locked.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

For every person with the discipline to ignore subscription based services there are hundreds who go "but I don't get ads if I do"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Oh, dear child, you have already succumbed, you're part of the machine, and you don't even know it. 😔 "This form of the Internet" == you are a consumer, passively ingesting the content created by the few, big players who gatekeep the marketplace of ideas. This is the Internet the capitalists want; you're just grousing about the details of paying for it.

The old promise of revolutionary change on the Internet was the idea that it would be an all-to-all media, that the users would create the content, and shape the message. So if you want to fight what the Internet is becoming, stop fighting the capitalists on their own turf. They don't care if some people pirate their stuff, as long as the money rolls in from the masses.

The best the can possibly happen if you teach everybody to pirate is to destroy the funding for content creation. Then all that will be left is the propaganda, the political ads, the messages pushed by somebody for ulterior motives. Unless...

Unless we teach the children to break that paradigm altogether. A person can live a happy life without any Hulu shows, or YouTube algorithms, or AAA games. Really. Become the creators. Leave the corporate walled gardens for the open, peer-to-peer Internet.

Or don't. It's hard, I know. Just don't pretend that your Jellyfin server means you've broken free of the system.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We need more texts like these. Different people respond to different kinds of content/appeals. I personally very much agree with this but I think some people would reject the entire idea because they might draw their line at piracy; which can be shifted, and I think that's why we need way more of these messages

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Here's the problem: the alternative is ads, and I don't think the ad model is sustainable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I don’t think the ad model is sustainable.

Alphabet gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2024 was $49.235B, a 15.34% increase year-over-year.

Alphabet gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2024 was $188.261B, a 17.29% increase year-over-year.

Alphabet annual gross profit for 2023 was $174.062B, a 11.13% increase from 2022.

Alphabet annual gross profit for 2022 was $156.633B, a 6.77% increase from 2021.

Alphabet annual gross profit for 2021 was $146.698B, a 50.01% increase from 2020.
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They will make you pay and serve you ads, just like cable, just like cinemas, just like... Netflix

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[–] DJDarren 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course it’s not, but the alternative is not earning as much money, and the corporations can’t tolerate that. So they’ll keep juicing us for every last penny, all the while making ‘efficiency savings’ where they can.

Fuck knows what they’ll do next to make even more money, but the CEOs will have retired by then, so it’s Someone Else’s Problem.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is the real issue. Companies/shareholders won't accept stable profits, so they will do anything possible to increase profits. AD-free subscriptions will be a thing of the past in the next 10 years and we will be right back to cable. Bundled subscriptions with cancellation terms and ads.

I also need to also underscore that the vast majority of profits are NOT going to the people who actually create the content, so these increases are just lining the pockets of shareholders and executives.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I am prepared to let them all burn down. I will never pay for YouTube or disable ublock origin. I'd rather have it die

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Fun fact, waterfox or other GECKO browsers let you open YT in browser mode which cannot detect if your phone screen is on or not.

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