redisdead

In my country, monarchs were beheaded for their crimes.

You know, grave robbers were considered the lowest scumbags and summarily executed.

You're old. Anyone who gets this is old.

Why does the state, or for that matter any of y'all fuckers, be entitled to my parent's hard work?

They got taxed on their income all their lives. They paid property taxes all their lives. And here you are, looming over their dead bodies, still trying to get your grubby little hands in their pockets.

I don't care which side you're on, drone warfare is absolutely terrifying and I am glad I am no longer of age to go to war.

When I learned to smoke fish on the BBQ, I invited my family over, and my sister asked for a second serving.

Non-voters are idiots but ultimately they will not vote. You can't lead a donkey to water

People who vote third party actively get up in the morning to piss away their votes. It's like leading a donkey to water and they decide to eat sand instead.

Look at them, driving so fast. Racing to be the first to the organ donation center.

Cop gets the gun by destroying the machine: cop is dumb

Cop doesn't get the gun and someone gets shot at: cop is dumb

Moral of the story: cop is dumb

Idk, republicans don't really seem to be a happy bunch.