Yeah now with trump them trans kids have to show them genituls at sports events.

What do you mean I don't have insurance anymore? I don't understand!

“When I was growing up, CEOs didn’t make millions more than everyone else in the company. I think we have to reflect on why there’s so much anger and do something about it.”, said someone who will do absolutely nothing about it.

I straight up called a coworker, in public, a brainless idiot for falling for right wing propaganda and then spent the next half hour mocking his views.

He never spoke about them again.

You could but half the country voted for the guy who hates poor people

I'm fucking mad that I hear many of these every day and ENGLISH IS NOT MY FUCKING MOTHERTONGUE YOU FUCKING FUCKS

He has the best syphilis, a smart doctor told him it's the best syphilis he ever seen.

The response of mods and admins is that they removed content that promotes animal abuse and that got people mad enough so they went and restored the content promoting animal abuse.

"Remember that day?" -> 5 pictures of my cat sleeping in boxes

That could be literally any day since I got them you stupid phone.

I'm 40 years old and I can assure you there is no point in my life where I would have scoffed at being invited to an ice cream event.

Ice cream is cool, man.

IQ is a basic tool that allows a quick interpretation of someone's mental capacity. It's like BMI. Yes, some edge cases don't fit the general rule. However, if you have room temperature IQ, there's a solid chance you're dumber than a box of rocks.

"School says he wasn't bullied" no shit. Guy could get beaten right in front of the principal and they'd claim nothing happened lmao

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they're quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.