No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages...
Those elves are too young to be dating.
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LMAO you're not wrong tbh
Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.
I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.
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This post is lit because of the cm measurements.
If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):
lmao that's much more perfect than the version I posted
I think not, I like the anime version
The anime versions eyes are looking at anything but him though. The photo is perfect.
Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn't want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she's going to kill me, therefore less attractive.
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Women: I only date TALL men!
Tall men:
Isnt 188 cm just barely 6'2? Not 6'4.
6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.
When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.
I am 5'5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.
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For anyone else using reasonable units that's 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.
for everyone who actually uses metric, that's 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)
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I'm impressed you were able to convert the Oreos! 😉
Finally a height meme where I can understand the heights given
What heights?
I don't see any heights mentioned.
No height, just a very old couple
I immediately thought they were talking about weight.
Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.
I've been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.
I assumed a vampire anime.
I thought it was age
Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.
105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.
"Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?"
"Yes, your honor, we haven't been happy for a while and it's time to end things."
"Why did you stay together for so long?"
"We were waiting for the children to die."
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Ha! As if a mere angle could out-influence my rejection sensitivity.
A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6' 2" vs 5' 2". 📐
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