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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.

When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am 5'5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How did you end up with that lack of emotional capacity?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Autism and being abused as a child will fuck you up. Mind you I have more while by myself and with friends its just all of these instances were at work and well I am nothing but business, and part of business is telling HR that I put in time off as a courteous and I wasnt fucken asking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Trait alexithymia for the win

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

so many researchers toasting their bagels and yet never using your dedicated bagel button will wear you down.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For anyone else using reasonable units that's 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

for everyone who actually uses metric, that's 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

nobody is measuring people to a tenth of a millimeter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

4channers who blame their lack of muff action on their diminutive height are.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but it doesn't matter. I just provided the exact measurements because I was copy pasting anyways.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the original value is only precise to plus or minus half an inch, it makes no sense whatsoever to do a conversion that's a hundred times more precise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you actually contributed by providing the information to begin with I would agree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

if you just didnt add the decimals i wouldn't have done it better. So, i would concur there as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you just being stubborn, or do you really still not understand why adding too many decimal places / significant figures is wrong?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just copy pasted. Deal with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like you know you were wrong but are just being stubborn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's too many significant figures

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm impressed you were able to convert the Oreos! 😉