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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 month ago (6 children)

No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages...

Those elves are too young to be dating.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whichever one is funniest.

So... Keebler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they're probably considered by society so... basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old... yeah... come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you're both matured.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

150 in elf years is basically 15 for a human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

this is why the US customary unit system is superior to the metric system, we don't even have to write out a unit, we just hit an annotation.

classic feet and inches W

obviously /s but seriously go get your own shorthand units, it's nice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

LMAO you're not wrong tbh