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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

lmao

serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles

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[-] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

I did not fall off my horse, please don't put it in the history books that I feel off my horse or that I requested for this fact to be removed

[-] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago

They're gonna blame it all on Jill Stein

[-] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

I wish Stein would win just to make Hillary implode.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago

I wish Stein would win just to stop the genocide in gaza

[-] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

That is more important than Hillary digs true.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago

She says through gritted teeth

[-] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago

She said, a single vein on her forehead pulsating enough to be not just visible, but audible from across the room.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

And it's almost as if it's talking...

my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn...

[-] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago

"every TYPE of woman should GET a chance"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

oils black black is beautiful

[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

👏 More! 👏 Women! 👏 War! 👏 Criminals!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

So we can disappoint her one more time by not voting for Kamala? sicko-wholesome

[-] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

Is this enough of a Hilldog Jinx to make it impossible for Kamala to win? She has the touch of shit, but can she employ it indirectly like this?!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

"IM NOT MAD IM NOT MAD"

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Achieve the breakthrough then oversee the genocide of an entire population and do more evil in the world than even Margaret Thatcher achieved.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Didn't Biden already win against Trump?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

The ego drive of being the first woman president and breaking that glass celing.

part-of-history

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

smdh I can't believe that emote isn't called :part-of-herstory:

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

wojak-cries-behind-smiling-mask.png

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

it would be exhilarating to see her go visit her good friends live-kissinger-reaction

also lmao, she is so white knuckling through that sentence

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

BAH GAWD Jr It's Hillary with a steel chair! She choke slammed Kamala through the glass ceiling!! As God is my witness, Kamala is broken in half!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Celebrity Death Match?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

"Black women are just as presidential as white women."

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

she had a staffer write this, yeah? she's so inauthentic that I can't even tell.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I think it's legit. The framing is still centered on her.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

we're just chillin in cedar rapids

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

she is running.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

:mask-over-crying-face:

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Hillary gonna go full Lee Harvey

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

she's running

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