How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
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How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.
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Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
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How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.
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