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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?

You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But dad, there is no...

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[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

???

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Spell it out and say it out loud.

The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.

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[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Explanation:

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There is no effin' way

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Yes, very much so!

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