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How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

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[–] 66 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?

    The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?

    You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!

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