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Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 4 days ago (24 children)

When driving you are making things more dangerous and less efficient by waving people in. If it is your right of way take it.

Be predictable, not polite.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Almost got into an accident last night on this. Car 1 stopped at a 4way to my right, Car 2 opposite me stopped, then I stopped. Distinctly. Whole ass seconds between all stops. Me and 2 are waiting for 1 to go. It's 11:00pm. I can't say for sure, but I just KNOW Car 1 was waving his hands at us, who can't see through his windshield because that's how night time works. Way too much time passes, and me and 2 are like, fuck it and start going, then 1 flashes his brights and goes narrowly missing both of us. Was he just really wanting to be an a car accident? Is he drunk? Who knows, but half the accidents I've narrowly avoided involve a 4 way stop and an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I fucking hate this because it creates ambiguity, usually at times when things need to happen very quickly. It always seems to happen at busy intersections when I've got mere seconds to get through, usually a left hand turn. I'm waiting because I need to make the turn, there's a person across from me going straight who will have the right of way and I can't go til they go, but I'm looking back and forth waiting for an opening for when that person will go (and then me). The opening comes... and I wait... and they wait, and then I see this fucking person is looking at me like a jackass like they were doing me a favor. The favor would've been them following the goddamn right of way, then we both could've gone to where we needed to go, now I have to wait again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

I point this out to my kids on a regular basis. My oldest is 15 and about to get his license. I tell him that cars being polite are being dicks to those behind them.

Your quote is the exact quote I say to him.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Every bathroom everywhere should have a bidet.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Maybe radical, maybe not, I don't know. Instagram has a policy of no nudity, with some exceptions. A notable one is for breastfeeding, which has led to this weird category on Instagram of... I guess it's Breastfeeding Porn, I don't know what else to call it (?). It's bizarre because the videos being made are obviously meant to just show off naked boobs... but with young children in them. So, IMO, it's dipping its toes into exploitation, but because it's technically "breastfeeding" it's perfectly fine with Instagram. It's this weird situation where, showing your tits in a video by yourself is considered "offensive" or not safe for children... unless you film your tits out with a child in the video. Honestly, they should just allow all nudity via some sort of gatekeeping program or something that tries to keep kids from viewing it, but the breastfeeding exception has just created a weird porn sub-genre.

And I'm sure there's legitimate reasons why somebody would take a video of themselves breastfeeding, maybe for instructional purposes for other mothers or something, whatever, I'm sure that's a thing and I'm not knocking that. And I know breastfeeding creates a strong bond between mother and child, it's a normal, natural thing that happens, I get that, but these videos in particular don't seem to have any purpose that I can make out. These videos are just women staring at the camera, their tits hanging out and off to the side is some kid greedily suckling on one boob. If this is such a sacred relationship between mother and infant, shouldn't it be kept private? Sure, women can breastfeed in public because they literally have to feed their child.... but broadcasting it to the world doesn't seem like a necessary part of that.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 days ago (20 children)

Putting anything inedible on a plate is insane.

If its on my plate in a restaurant, I will attempt to eat it.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

I was on a school trip to a hotel, and was handed some dragon fruit. They didn't tell me how to eat it, so I bit right into it. Took out a big chunk and wanting to try something new I kept chewing it.

The man had a look of what was a mix between horror and surprise on his face and told me to spit it out.

Not really a plate but I was handed something with inedible parts and no instructions. Similar I suppose?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Not sure if this is a thing everywhere, but a lot of bakeries around here will serve baked goods on a plate with a napkin under the baked goods. Not a big problem with things like croissants, but when cakes and stuff with sticky bottoms are served like this, it drives me insane. Both the purpose of the napkin and the plate has been defeated.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Videogames should go with inflation and get more expensive instead of trying to cramp in in-game purchases and deluxe editions and whatever.

I don't want to own a "license" to a Game, I want to own the Game

Turning off Servers for goods you bought without offering a replacement should be illegal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

What would actually happen is games would become more expensive with inflation AND you'd still get the micro transactions

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (15 children)

Not only does pineapple belong on pizza, ham & pineapple pizza is the only pizza that is consistent in all three states: fresh and hot, cold, and reheated.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

I despise when people are food traditionalists. If we listened to them, we'd still be eating like British people.

I grew up in El Salvador listening to people insist that only beans, cheese and pork go in pupusas. Otherwise it's a sin! Well the young people now make them with everything you can think of from shrimp to sweet potato and it's incredible.

You don't like pineapple on pizza don't eat it

To add my personal opinion. New York/North American pizza is better than Italian pizza

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The QWERTY-type keyboard is a dated relic, especially in the electronic era, where there aren't physical mechanisms to jam because you pushed the buttons too quickly.

This is particularly applicable to touch screens, where the format is particularly ill-suited, and ought to be replaced by something more suitable and intuitive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

It's really hard to break a common standard, no matter the area

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I keep wanting to learn Dvorak but I'm just already so fast and accurate with QWERTY.

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[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Yeah I've never understood if they expect me to just eat the tail, or start playing with my pasta with my hands to pull them off. Certainly not gonna waste like half my shrimp by just cutting the meat where the tail starts.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Oh yes sure please make my comfort food more difficult to eat thanks"

I'm right there with you. Serving shrimp tail-on might as well be serving something on a log instead of a plate.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Right?? I love shrimp but I hate eating things with my hands. No matter the dish, I pull those tails off and I know how to do it without losing any meat. I can't stand tails on shrimp as I'm trying to eat

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Hicks and Newt had to die in the beginning of Alien 3 in order for the film to thematically even be an Alien film.

At their heart, the films are about Ripley being alone, more in common with the titular alien than with her termporary allies. She's an outsider in her crew. She's a civilian among marines. She's a woman among convicts. She's lost her child, she's lost 57 years of her life. The Alien is her only real touchstone now, and in a way that is very expressly shown in the films, that becomes a kind of "relationship" in itself. She's closer to the alien than she is to the people who surround her.

If Hicks and Newt survived and were part of Alien 3, it takes that away and makes it an ensemble cast, which thematically doesn't fit, and (I think) it's one of the reasons that a lot of the new Alien films just don't feel like Alien films; they're missing that key thematic ingredient. Ripley is a tragic character, doomed to battle alone against the only thing she has left in her life.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

None of the doom and gloom really matters, every human in history has lived in a time of crisis. How we handle the challenges at hand determine the challenges for those that follow, but panicking about it is a waste of energy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's really hard to accept this these days. Before new media, people often had no idea what was going on outside their town or villiage. Must have been bliss (Except for the entrenched poverty, filth, disease and oppression of course lmao). Now it's hard to avoid learning about who got killed in what gruesome way today.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Souls games should have an easy mode and it’s fine if only the original hard mode is a well balanced experience. I just want to have fun and enjoy the view.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

When someone does not like garlic bread, Allah Willing, they shall know no happiness, and shall not live long.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Yup. That's super gross. I totally agree.

But, probably not for the same reason.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

Found... ! Oh...

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Same with meat on the bone for me. Like... I love a biryani, but it's so much better when the chicken/lamb is boneless. I get that the bone imparts some flavor, but I don't think it's worth the effort and mess.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Anything I can't eat with my hands, should not be covered in a sauce that I don't want on my hands.

Fried shrimp with tails = fine. Bone-in chicken legs = fine. Bone-in chicken in biryani = not ordering. Shrimp with tail in pasta = sin against god and crime against humanity.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (16 children)

As someone who eats the tail: This is fine. I like the cronch.

The only thing I don't like is when they don't remove the poop chute and there's just a big-ass turd in the shrimp. 🤢

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (19 children)

My wife eats the tail. She's Japanese, that's normal. I don't though, so please no tails mixed in...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I once had pasta with whole mussels mixed in. Could never be too sure my next bite wouldn't have a big chunk of shell in it. Shit was expensive for what it was too, they definitely could have paid some guy just to stand there in the kitchen and remove the shells as it goes onto the plate for what we were paying. Not a radical opinion this just reminded me of it.

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