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[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I'd be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power...

-Batman, presumably

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should probably be terrified of Batman either way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The innocent have nothing to fear... nothing at all... gulp ๐Ÿ˜….

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Thatโ€™s why IM letting the Us Government sponsored by AppleGoogleยฎ put a listening device in my room because I know Im innocent so they would never hurt me

Ps. Bat Manโ€™s on rule is donโ€™t kill not donโ€™t put innocents in comas

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I work with a K9 search and rescue team now and then. The team is very good at going deep into the woods looking for missing and/or dead people on scent trails that are sometimes over 24h old.

One of the ladies used a black tactical rig full of pouches. But instead of gun stuff it held gps devices, radios, dog treats, toys, water, collapsible bowls and a dozen other things for her and her dog.

So we geeked out for like five minutes over how useful it was. It's a Condor Ronin Rig if anyone is curious

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

a K9 search and rescue team

Do American police seriously use this fun little pun for their dog units? Because it always sounds to me like they're sending in a team of clunky robots.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Blame the US military in WW2 who started the first US canine unit, they love acronyms and just shortening shit in general. It stuck and came to civilian America.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now whenever I see Bane, I hear him speaking with this one's voice. "What about my pasta maker??"

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Great show. I'm glad it didn't get canceled in the midst of that HBO / MAX kerfuffle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Same here. And Bane gets a lot of screen time in Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Harley Quinn. Heโ€™s also a character in the spinoff series Kite Man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I meant which series. But gotcha.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think "Harley Quinn" is the name of the TV series, for what it's worth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I am this coffee machine's reckoning!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, the answer to what if Rob Liefeld made a Batman comic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

the feet aren't hidden enough but still very good

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pocketman...? The man made of pure Pocket?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

As someone who doesn't only love cargo pants but also cargo shorts, I absolutely get it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MO9CUyuwf4

". . . and you can put so much stuff in there, you wouldn't even know!"