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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

an Italian putting coconut on pizza?

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Italics intensifies

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh my God thank you that's literally the only thing that begins to explain why someone would do this, even though it's still complete nonsense

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nah I hear some people in New York steam their hamburgers. Culinary weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

That's just in Albany

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

SteamedHamManBad

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Actually, while they call them steamed hams, they are obviously grilled

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet its actually not bad, pairs nicely with pineapple. Its not that far off mayonnaise or sour cream on pizza

last week i made a pizza with jalapenos, salami, onion, pineapple and it was maybe the best ive ever made. Sorry im just hungry i think.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mayonnaise on pizza is peak cuisine

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I already eat pineapple on my pizza, might as well make it a piña colada.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

~~If you like piña coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...~~

If you like pizza coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...

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Song

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is the sort of shit that made pizzagate happen

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. Coconut = Kamala, Pizza = Pizza.

Bill = William = Willy = Childish name for penis

De = The

Blasio is an anagram of Boils.

Kamala is complicit in underground pizza paedo rings where she boils children's penises.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite part is the unaccounted for "a" in the anagram

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's not let details such as "there's no basement in this pizza place" or "there's an unaccounted letter in this anagram" stop the speculation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's exactly why I like it so much. I'm imagining it said with complete conviction, absolutely ignoring the blatant mistake lol. Anyone who points it out is immediately accused of being a pedophile collaborator, of course.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

This man is up to no goodpaulie-point

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The fact that there’s no caption on de Blasio’s post paired with that face is very menacing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's a threat

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

The only coconut I want is with chocolate crispies because those are my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Coconut on pizza: The next struggle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fresh coconut? Maybe, I would at least try it

That dried shit from a bag like he's doing? Never, I'm going full Sam I am with this one, I can tell that shit is disgusting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The dried shit

On stale day-old Dominos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd try a pizza with coconut on it. I won't seek one out, but I'd eat one if I found one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd eat one if I found one.

That's too hard for me to make a shitpost image for. But I did make this...

I made that from a photo of a real (and creepy) ice cream truck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'd totally eat a pizza truck coconut pizza

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Kinda looks like an older Doctor Cox

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago