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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like three days ago there was someone asking if stealing catalytic converters was based praxis. There's like a whole genre of post here that's like "Is making the world worse actually building socialism?"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pissing on my front doorstep is lowering rents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just pop off a few rounds here and there, redline the suburbanites.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

as far as I know there’s only one post that was so fundamentally fucked that it singlehandedly took down Hexbear dprk-soldier

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just because it crashes the site doesn't mean it's a bad post

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

phoenix-objection-1phoenix-objection-2 objection

phoenix-evidence lest we forget the sacred axiom: "Closing the sub for a joke wasn’t OK."

phoenix-smug checkmate, liberals

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

As we all know, Gödel's incompleteness theorem was proven by converting liberalism to mathematical notation

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The actual worst posts get removed and they had some of the juiciest chud stuff in them

The Mortal Kombat corpo fan (less a fan of the game and more a fan of the corpos that owned it) that wished me a violent self inflicted death because I insisted that employees making Mortal Kombat games shouldn't have to be compelled to put themselves through traumatically gruesome videos and images to the point of needing trauma counseling just to make the treats extra hypersus just to keep their jobs would have been a great example to show but yeah that was all deleted by the mods and I lost the saved text on my old computer.

That particular treat defender had AVGN as an avatar which for some reason fit. avgn-horror

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Something something Fred Flinstone and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anything with “beanis”, can’t stand that crap. I’m more of a skub gal tbh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

We've gotta martyr the first beanis poster as a lesson to all the others. Or else get a personal word filter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I have been condemned to an eternity of posting only on bad posting

:cri:

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The girl reading this heart-sickle

WAIT NO I MEAN-

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Objection, this is a comment so it can't be the worst post

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

To find out, you must visit the Modlog

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The one where that person was ranting about us all going to hell and how Marx and Hitler are the same

Found it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Okay I think this wins. This is beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heh, nothing personnel kid

(Is that a chastity belt?)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The whole look is a kind of chastity belt

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That one was fun!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lemmygrad link so you can see which comments federated

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

There's some contenders, like the "OrganizeOrDie" nazbol that was wishing a violent death to everyone on Hexbear that had depression.

My personal least favorite post was that "I love you all, but you need to stop embarrassing leftism and kiss a stranger this New Years during the ongoing covid pandemic or you're a shut-in and these mysterious alt accounts will go forth like flying monkeys and try to bully you off the site" one from RonJeremyCorbyn. Fuck that piece of shit forever.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Every single thing I have ever written or will write.

spoilerDON'T YOU EVER THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ME!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Ta, jasne. Udowodnij to libku :smuglord:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

No one beats me at being bad!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know there's a collection of some of the worst posts on Hexbear?

You can find it here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Power Dynamics.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet it's candy! niko-wonderous

EDIT: It's not candy niko-concern

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Idk... Looks like a Tootsie Roll to me!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Welcome to HexBear, r/vcj

Honestly almost ripped the site apart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Whoever decided to create the comm c/hentai ur a lib.