this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the euphemism treadmill.

Good luck getting off.

Wait, no.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

With new fun revised rules.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Shuttlecock

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Kids using code for stuff?

Surprised Pikachu

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh we had something like this happen in school too only it was about drugs. They were suggesting some activity as an alternative to drugs and everyone started referring to smoking pot as whatever it was... disc golf or something I can't really remember after a hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

… I believe β€œdisc golf” has been code for smoking pot since its inception.

It’s why my disc golf bag has a stash pocket

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Oh dear... the other day I was encouraging my 12-year-old to join the cross country team. He said the only sport he's interested in is badminton.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will say, the Chinese international students do play a lot of actual badminton. And basketball. I'm also sleeping with one of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good on you for immersing yourself into their culture.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Come play with me and my shuttlecock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You can trust a name like that when it comes to teenage sex.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The original fan of wangs.