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Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists (theonion.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We need a new word for the opposite of eating the onion... Cuz The Onion accidentally made actual news again.

https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/poll-41-percent-of-trump-supporters-favor-bombing-aladdins-fictional-home-of-agrabah/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

C/theonionwasright

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ludicrously uninformed voters 🙄

Everyone knows Agrabah is formed after the nuclear apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Planted the onion?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Planting sounds like something related to disinformation

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lol.

We just got new Prusa printers at work and my coworker made a few Czechoslovakia jokes…

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Which Czechoslovakia jokes?

I have one (OC):

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

prussia hasnt existed for over 150 years though

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Neither has the confederacy, and millions can't seem to move past it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I thought so too so i looked it up on wikipedia:

It was de facto dissolved by an emergency decree transferring powers of the Prussian government to German Chancellor Franz von Papen in 1932 and de jure by an Allied decree in 1947.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Goddamn Burmese! Almost as bad as the Yugos!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

If the dems win, Im moving to Rhodesia!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I had a friend in graduate school who drove a Yugo. Whenever I rode in it, he was like "don't touch anything - it'll fall off."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Probably bought a car from there but didn't put it in H.