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This reads like a shitpost, but I have seen about half of these names verified in multiple sources for these positions.
What's next in 2028? 
Imagining Alex Jones as the White House communications director sent my sides into orbit. Deeply unserious cabinet.
Oh god please let this happen, Alex Jones as communications director would be the funniest fucking thing ever 
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it's time to pray
His first press conference:
The thinkery is one of Sargon of Akkad's channels. That's a name I haven't thought about in a long time.
The thinkery
God I hate that smug fascist piece of shit
The word of the day is
noun
Kekistocracy 
LMAO holy shit what a clusterfuck
I have to admit that the accelerationist fed devil in my shoulder is very excited to see this exquisite collection of very special individuals all in one administration
Basically, the sicko looking out from your inner window 
[hits dab] fucking [coughs] make fucking Elon like the fucking CEO of SPACE
CEO of tearing the wires out of the walls
The Department Of Government Efficiency tries to replace all SNAP and Medicaid application and renewal forms with a fart sound and a laugh-cry emoji but attempting to do so causes the data center to burn down instead 
So these are the people that will carry out Project 2025, the biggest governmental overhaul of all time?
One of the central and primary goals of Project 2025 is to purge the US government of pretty much all current employees, in favor of their loyal clowns.
They want a minion government that is directly loyal to a king in all but name. 
classic cheetopolitik
Only Carson, Gabbard and Flynn are even actually close to being qualified for those jobs. The rest is a collection of failsons lol.
Also Trump Jr for interior secretary position? 
Always get the interior ministry post.
for the USA the equivalent is closer to DHS though. sorry "sEcReTaRy of HoMeLaNd sEcUrItY". or maybe director of FBI but that post reports to attorney general
secretary of the interior is a dogshit post in terms of power in the USA which is why the bourgeois were willing to give it to Deb Haaland
The U.S. Department of the Interior protects and manages the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage; provides scientific and other information about those resources; and honors its trust responsibilities or special commitments to American Indians, Alaska Natives, Native Hawaiians, and affiliated Island Communities.
This makes me morbidly curious to find out to what degree this shit is just running on autopilot. It’s like jenga, how much useful shit can we remove before it topples?
This would be the most useless government of all time.
There are governments of hundreds of countries that failed and no longer exist that were thousands of times more competent than this lot.
"GOVERNMENT BAD! GO MAGA AND WE'LL PROVE IT!" 
Yes democrats fucking suck but I can still point out how fucking clownish these fascist clowns are.
Ok, maybe let him win because this would be really funny
Basically this comic, but with a funny moment instead of stonks:
There's no fucking way Trump lets Don Jr do anything even remotely important lmao
the executive branch the US deserves
Giuliani as secretary of state would be too fucking funny, so this is definitely fake.
"Patriots in control" but in the lamest way possible
Gotta revive Dr. Carson so we can install more stroads
Just one more lane this time it'll work I promise 
Elon Musk
Head of Government Efficiencies
Department Of Government Efficiencies. Yes, King Bazinga wanted a "DOGE" reference for the conjured up new department. 
Giuliani is preferable over the rumors I heard of Erik Prince as Secretary of State.
IOW project 2025 is doing a pivot to a naked corruption party. Bags of money with dollar signs being delivered to the white house.
I feel like even considering Alex Jones for anything important should be a losing move by default. The guy's about as conspicuous of a liability as they come. Why bother?
I hate that we have warmed over facebook memes instead of actual politics. Deeply unserious place where inept politicians get by solely on the sharper ineptitude of their opposition
I feel like even considering Alex Jones for anything important is pretty much a losing move by default. The guy's about as conspicuous of a liability as they come. Why bother?
won in the first place because of trashy name recognition among chuds. Alex Jones has similar trashy name recognition among chuds. It's a strategy and it may still work.
I think the child sex trafficker for AG is my favorite
For the purposes of those involved, it is actually a smart choice for their interests. 
I'd say there's a chance one or two of this league of extraordinary grifters gets in but not all of them
It’s settled. We will learn definitively how super misogynistic and racist America is in 2024. Not endorsing a political candidate but that doesn’t mean we can’t make some deductions ya know
Also known as the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
0/10
No Ted Nugent. No Kid Rock. No Scott Baio.
Mike Flynn - National Security Advisor
Okay. I change my rating to 1/10. That's some top shelf trolling right there.
This would be REALLY funny
And knowing America, it could happen 
But I like in America, so should probably be looking for an out. Does anyone know how to apply for a work visa to other countries?
Somehow, every single one of these entries is better than the last. You think it's peaked, but then you read the next entry on the list.