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Welcome to Lauren's Wedding (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 198 points 9 months ago

How long until she is gregnant?

[-] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago

Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Am I pagnate?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I know this reference, old internet friend.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

time for the classic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Annnnnnd REMIX: https://youtube.com/shorts/NANyaGc77lQ?si=-OtHJPRfRSX8ClX0

[-] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Welcome to Greg's baby, featuring Lauren.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago

At least this bridezilla is honest.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago

That sign cost more than my wedding

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

...i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago

Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Cheaper to change our names lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Why not both?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

If.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

I think it's 100% a joke

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Im just here for the Greg

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

I'm sure he's in there somewhere

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'll have one sausage roll and an Irn Bru

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

What do you plan to marry?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Probably Greg in a few weeks

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Run, Greg, Run!

I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.

Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

[-] [email protected] 96 points 9 months ago

Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?

This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.

Greg.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding

~~feat. greg~~

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

* weɖɖing

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Wepping

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

See, everyone hates Greg

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Shut up, Greg.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

But who's the Best Boy?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

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