tacosplease

My brain cannot process the physics in this picture. Is the tortilla levitating in some skewed reality? What is it sitting upon?? It appears to be hovering.

That's clearly just the hackers accessing your mainframe.

Name a solution that isn't scientist militias. Ha! Impossible because now you're just thinking about scientist militias.

Doesn't work that way for me. I just look back at the day and realize I was less distracted than usual.

Reminds me of the podcast Thomas Smith and the Bible.

Going to get roasted for this, but Alexa devices. The video versions play Netflix, YouTube, Hulu etc and have much better sound than the standard little speaker orb version. They all sync together so you can stream music in each room that has one like having a whole house stereo system.

Being able to verbally add something to the grocery list at any time is a game changer. People aren't taking advantage of that feature as much as they should IMO.

The weird shit in my head is not suitable for public utterance. I can give you engaging statements or appropriate statements, but one statement that is both requires far more effort.

Small talk with strangers, acquaintances, neighbors is draining even when I like those people. Those closest to me do not require appropriate statements, so with them it never feels like small talk.

Musk is from South Africa, but that's also besides the point.

Swapped neck blueprints with penis blueprints

YouTube recommended a video of this to me yesterday. The straps are anchored with cement. Seems like it buys him X additional mph of wind speed compared to his neighbors. We'll see if the winds are in that "more than a regular roof can handle but less than the straps can hold" range.

Are we talking about the TV show Married With Children?

I like the sentiment and suggest taking it a step further.

If they aren't starting at the local level then they aren't serious about the national level regardless of when they start discussing the next election.