Most of the site are now gay with their moms instead. Times are changing.
The other day I was on TikTok and saw a video of a young woman being trans with her mom? I feel like we're being outdone here by the libs.
Being gay with your dad is more of a cumtown thing that leaked into cth
Here we’re more about doin your mom 
goddamnit how dare you revive such an ancient, thought-dead brainworm
I've never listened to cth, cumtown or trueanon amd have no interest in starting now. I just politely upbear whenever y'all make gags referring to those shows
if you like your gay dad you can keep him
Sorry I was too busy being gay with your dad to post about being gay with your dad
Post hog
When did we stop lusting after Judy Hopps?
She is an officer of the 
now. Here on Hexbear, we respect the badge.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
i'm gay
I'm glad that edgier side of the old community has mostly been polished away. It wasn't even that funny to begin with and most of the die-hards that were preoccupied with it were nihilistic selfish treat-hogs that wore "leftism" a way That One Kid At School wore a Che shirt.
What if hexbear's edge were not truly gone, but merely forced to concentrate itself further and further into fewer individuals, almost like The Giver, until we're left with one: The Edger
The Edger
"We'll find the Edger... before it's too late."
I am this receptacle. I take this evil into me for you all. And receive nothing but scorn and upvotes because of it.
I only fuck him in the ass occasionally, nothing to do with being gay
We're all about being trans with your sperm donor now.
Also some newfangled PPB replaced calls for posting hog
I think that was mostly DayOfDoom tbh.
"Ironic" assholes are still assholes, just with less sincerity.
Did you dip before his ban? It may not have been ironic.
I didn't like DayOfDoom's posts when they were around, and I didn't catch whatever specifically got them banned while I was gone.
He was almost definitely a previously banned sexpest that had elaborately harassed most of the users with she/her pronouns on their profile, so your dislike was definitely justified.
I remember their early posts, and I shouldn't be surprised, but I still am somewhat. Irony masking seems to be a cover for whatever is worse underneath much of the time. 
I'm a dad and I will bust in you
Whatever happened to gary cooper.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
i don't think not listening to them is a barrier to understanding the humour amd culture here, so i don't feel obliged to go back and trudge through