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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Hexbear is fascist. They’re pretending to be tankies, but every single post on there is right-wing and bigoted. It’s so damn obvious.

These people absolutely just make shit up relentlessly.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (55 children)

We are fascists for checks notes... not supporting ukrainian nazi militias in their struggle to purge ukraine of the ethnic russians.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (21 children)

we're ideologically much, much further away from Putin than they are. if he didn't intervene in Crimea or Ukraine but kept all his policies otherwise intact, including the ones repressing minorities and pro-market ones, he wouldn't be nearly as hated by these people.

libs fall over each other for the esteemed opportunity to lick the boots of the most depraved, most despotic, most comically evil politicians and oligarchs, with three exceptions: when they carry out those acts in a transparent way rather than hiding it behind veils of "we need to cut social security because of X"; when they use the state for economic interventions rather than free market "solutions"; and when they decide to snub America on a certain issue (but are otherwise perfectly willing lapdogs)

e.g.

unhinged rightwinger: "I will kill 100,000 poor people."

libs: "nooooo! we need to register with our local police department to hold a 1 hour march through the city and then get teargassed anyway and then mutter "just a few bad apples" on the way home! but it's important to remember that China does way worse things! stop using whataboutisms by bringing up America!"

unhinged rightwinger: "fine. I will reduce social security spending and cut funding to hospitals and homeless shelters (this will have the effect of killing 100,000 poor people)"

libs: "hm, yes, very wise, for I am also socially liberal but fiscally conservative and I think it's important to reach across the aisle and engage civilly with our opposition so that they will give us policies in return (they won't). the efficiencies in this sector will go up 4.7% according to this think tank's analysis..."

leftwinger: "we should increase funding to hospitals and build more houses in this city to fix the homelessness problem (this will have the effect of saving 100,000 poor people)"

libs: "noooo! you're using state funds which will increase the big magical national debt number! you're not allowing the free market to build the best and most efficient housing! we can't do this while there's inflation! read economics 101! some of those building materials come from Russia and China, you're a tankie!"

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

If we were fascists, why don't we support amerikkka smuglord

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've spoken about this before, but they think that everything is a binary good/bad. Liberals = good and Conservatives = bad.

We clearly aren't liberals, so we can't fit in that "good" box, so we must go in the "bad/conservative" box instead.

That's it. That's their rationale behind this. "They aren't liberals so they must be conservatives." Words mean nothing to a liberal, it's all about vibes.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Shit like this always reminds me of how a big watershed moment for my baby leftist journey was finally coming to the understanding that these words have meanings that get warped like a fun house mirror in the U.S.

I just casually referred to Stalin as a fascist once in front of a non Anglo and they called me out for it. They weren’t even an overly ideological person they had just grown up in a non Anglo education system and to their ear calling Stalin a fascist was factually incorrect and sounds kinda idiotic to most non western ears. The self awareness this created was the start of a lot of of layers peeling in retrospect.

They were absolutely correct! Obviously! Whatever criticism you may have of Stalin, and I think we all have them, he was not a fucking fascist! Stalin could easily be one of the most pivotal figures in the DEFEAT of fascism in Europe and yet liberalism and propaganda and the myopic political lens that Americans are given to interpret the world drains all texture and greyness from history and leaves you with this shambling nonsense narrative where everyone who was opposed to the U.S. global hegemony post WW2 in ANY capacity is either a “fascist” or a footnote in the history books because whatever shot they had at the wheel was usurped by the State department.

All this is to say never stop bullying and always remember to remind anglos that the western narrative of history is far from universally accepted and full of gaping holes.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Hexbear is fascist. They’re pretending to be tankies, but every single post on there is right-wing and bigoted. It’s so damn obvious.

You all have been found out.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Hexbear might actually be one of the most non-bigoted places on the internet. we are militantly against bigotry. no epic logical debates here, you just get smacked in the fucking face by a banhammer if you try that shit here

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (21 children)

we are militantly against bigotry

Except for Estonians. The exception that proves the rule.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (17 children)

the fact they think so many trans people are out and about fascists is fucking wild. plus they talk about blahaj being ran by trans people, which is true, but also ignore that the trans community on lemmy is largely here, and for very obvious reasons

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe you, but i honestly can’t find anything fascist on their front page right now

No evidence, just vibes

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Hexbear is fascist. They’re pretending to be tankies, but every single post on there is right-wing and bigoted. It’s so damn obvious.

I thought the entire point of libs screeching "tankie" was to conflate principled communists and fascists as being the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe you, but i honestly can’t find anything fascist on their front page right now

Some of them are close to figuring it out.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

lol, no evidence necessary, just append, "It's so damn obvious" to the end of every assertion.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Them: "hexbear is a tankie echo chamber"

Hexbear: Federates to specifically not be an echo chamber

Them: "hexbear is federating just to fuck shit up"

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"During the cold war, the anticommunist ideological framework could transform any data about existing communist societies into hostile evidence. If the Soviets refused to negotiate a point, they were intransigent and belligerent; if they appeared willing to make concessions, this was but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard. By opposing arms limitations, they would have demonstrated their aggressive intent; but when in fact they supported most armament treaties, it was because they were mendacious and manipulative." -Michael Parenti

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought lemmy.ca defederated from hexbear, why do they care about this lol. You're living rent-free in their heads.

One good thing this federation-stir has done is make the liberals on lemmy realize they're not actually the majority and there's a whole world out there. They really thought that if they blocked lemmygrad they were not going to see communist stuff anymore and as we all know, if I can't see it then it doesn't exist, and then bam, hexbear appears in their rear-view mirror.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Living rent free in their heads bunny-vibe

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why do they care about this lol

It's a comm dedicated to fediverse lore and drama.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

You're living rent-free in their heads.

Being the chief tenants organization in social media platforms we're not even on is kinda our thing.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This is what I think about that

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I enjoyed this. It's extremely difficult to understand and feels somewhat like the internet equivalent of poking your fingers through someone's brain made up of a mess of overlapping thoughts.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

holy fucking shit

Yup, don’t know how that’s not obvious to everyone at this point. They just shit on anything western/American to be contrarians. China is good cuz MURICA bad. I’m not a fan of imperialistic western behavior either but that doesn’t make China a positive influence on the world stage.

I really thought more liberals-leaning-left had become more aware after 2020. I guess if you can't abide the anti-capitalist perspective, it's quite impossible to fight against the propaganda currents.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (6 children)

shitting on the global hegemonic imperialist power into which the exploited labor of billions feeds is "contrarian". of course.

I’m not a fan of imperialistic western behavior either

oh no, they better not follow it up with a b--

but

lmfao.

doesn’t make China a positive influence on the world stage

I'm a little confused by what metric China isn't a positive influence on the world stage. sure, call them 1985 george ornell aminal farm authoritaritarians all you want inside their country, continue to make social credit score jokes like a dipshit, whatever, but China hasn't declared war on a country in decades and they've actively pumped one trillion dollars into infrastructure projects in developing countries, forgiving debts as often as not. meanwhile, the US pumps trillions of dollars into murdering civilians into several of those same countries.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The narcissism is strong here. Everything in the world revolves around them. We federated just to trick them. They are the main character of the universe and we are out to get them. Everything is about them.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Honestly I think we could be a little bit more critical in our critical support to AES states but any support for them will be seen as supporting "authoritarianism" by libs. Propaganda runs deep.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Word. It's hard to stay nuanced when you're constantly beating back bad faith crap but the effort needs to be made. Sucks that it takes one sentence to scream "TANKIES" and like eight pages to explain anything real.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"The utter lack of LGBT content on hexbear whinograd is quite telling"

This person has never used Hexbear.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Peak liberalism https://lemmy.ca/comment/2366603 "they're fascists! I don't have any proof for this of course, but I just know they are".

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they seem like a really toxic and unhealthy bunch of people.

extremists who’s only defense to anything they don’t like is attacking others and badmouthing them.

does this weeb realize they're literally in the same breath doing a thing and complaining about us doing that same thing

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

It did gave us a bunch of dunktank content

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

For me, the point was to engage in other communities and talk to others outside of hexbear. I've done that and shared my opinions on things, from Android to homes to formula one to politics. If they disagree with my opinions that's fine, but it was never to "fuck shit up", I've always been genuine in my interactions.

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