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[-] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Don't misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

He was born yesterday.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

... so far.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago

Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Probably for the best that he's not in their life

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

He doesn't need to be in their life. Just his money.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Still better than Neutral Comatose.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This thread’s unaliving me

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.

There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Are you not the legal natural persons?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I hat no my foundation.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Reading that gave me a brain tumor...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Looks like they're all about freedom of grammar too. Good grief that's hard to parse out.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It's because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Funny? I guess you had to be there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

that's like not lawful living.

that's relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I kinda want to join the site just to make my own rambling nonsense.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think it's paid. They do have an app.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Practically it means brianless Idiot, officially it means "sovereign citizen"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ehhh... what?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?

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