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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminder that the bear was a wild shaped druid, aka a person, and not like, a regular bear.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

"This little girl is actually a 3000 year old vampire" excuse

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not really the same, simply because there’s not a mass contingent of real life bear fuckers that this would be encouraging and supporting.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (3 children)

there’s not a mass contingent of real life bear fuckers

You are on Hexbear

[–] bdonvr 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean do we know that tho

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

More of a "The Pokemon Ditto can breed with a dead tree, an electric rat, a set of keys, a whale, an ice cream cone, a meteorite, a bear trap and a kangaroo" excuse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I'm not excusing anything. If people want to fuck their magically transmogrified druid situationship then more power to them. Have fun. Definitely don't tell your bearfriend to sit on your face a bear weighs 800 lbs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even if it was just a bear, the bear can consent. He can easily mail you and eat you, so you asume if it's going along with you it's consenting, same argument mc afee used to justify his afair with that whale

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

same argument mc afee used to justify his afair with that whale

wot

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You shouldn’t be thanking me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

John McAfee the gift that keeps on giving.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

you better keep this as an anti-zoophile only stance. if this morphs into trying to morally condemn furry porn than i'm going to call the furry hit squad on you

personally i think the main problem is that the bear is just so realistic. like why doesn't it talk or have more human mannerisms or anything? if it just acts like a bear straight-up than that's extremely sus. if it's a talking bear that tries to make human facial expressions and acts like it's bipedal but it's biology doesn't support it than i would support the bear fucking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

like why doesn't it talk or have more human mannerisms or anything?

from now on all druids must choose between winnie the poo and bugs bunny for their wildshape forms, expanding to allow the choice of the tasmanian devil at level 8

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks at character sheet

pooh-wtf

Oh, bother.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure the druid wasn't a civilshaped bear?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

hexbear-retro it's not like I like you or anything... baka

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

There's an RFK joke in here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

oh, so NOW you are concerned about data privacy, okay

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You only have right to bear arms, not other parts.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why did they gave the bear those fuck me eyes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it’s a scene about fucking the bear, duh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You're God Damn Right

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Man or bear? Sometimes both

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Now give us the water elemental.

For science.

And deep cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I thought more than 200k people played this game??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

the hexbear alignment system

"Fucking the bear in Baldur's Gate 3 is zoophilia" hentai-free < ---- > "Fucking the bear in Baldur's Gate 3 is mandatory" hexbear-shining

personally I'm on the left but I also think it's funny because bears would eat anyone who tried

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If you were alone in a vidya game, who would you rather bump into...

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