Get ready to have your feelings hurt a lot

Like a lot a lot

"we have nothing to lose but our chains" unless you're into bondage

I made a similar thread a year ago if that helps: https://hexbear.net/post/185417

"Pro-union" is the only thing I can think of that isn't unnecessarily long in the typical leftist meme way.

Prompt: I won't shut up about
Answer: seizing the means of production

Something about yards of linen

I just have this Ursula K Le Guin quote in my profile pics

Death to NATO :bean:

"I enjoy reading my little red book."

Something something means of reproduction

Maybe something about linen and coats?

Here is about 10 good ones I wrote, if you can't see them you must be a and unable to hear the dog whistle.

include at least one incriminating image of you doing direct action

But for real, depending on the politics of where you live, you could maybe get by with identifying as an "anticapitalist" or "abolitionist" in your bio. If bumble still does the prompts, you could provide a goofy, semi- (or fully) genuine leftist answer to something. I was very forward with my politics and I wouldn't hold back from posting silly/annoying things in my profile, like "If I could eat only one meal for the rest of my life it would be… billionaire after billionaire after billionaire"

🇨🇳🇻🇳 What similarities do these two have?

Works a lot better if you're East Asian cause everybody will think it's just your race cause minorities sexualizing themselves to be exotic is so common

Liberals might also just think oh, they border each other, or they're both Asian, they're both manufacturing hubs for the West, etc.

I feel like nobody ever associates Vietnam with communism other than communists

Note I've never done this or used any dating app lol

Okay so you are not the first on hexbear to ask for this. There was another user with a similar query about a year ago. I dug thru my old account, but couldn't find the thread, but if you search your own question, then it should probably turn up right quick - Maybe that'll give you some good ideas too.

Good dogwhistles have to be subtle enough that it's not just "THE ONLY THING WRONG STALIN DID WAS STOPPING AT BERLIN" while not being so subtle or niche that you come off as a weirdo eccentric (unless you want that to be your vibe) like posting a Zizek quote or something. It also should still be something that relates to you as a person - just posting something that does not vibe with you apart from being a signifier is not optimal.
My advice is to take a short and sweet quote unrelated to leftism by a lesser known revolutionary figure - Quoting something inspirational from Rosa Luxembourg is a good idea. Alternatively a left/left-adjacent artist/philosopher like Ursula K. Le Guin or the "we must imagine Sisyphus happy" by Camus are (I think) good examples of this. Also the fun-fact about women in east Germany having better sex.

I've helped quite a few friends with having fun with dating apps. If you want some general advice, you can click the spoiler.

Beans beans beans beans beans beans

you could add a reference to the Internationale

'Swipe left to support capitalism!' Was in my tinder bio years ago when that kinda phrasing was popular on the apps.

Maybe something ironic that another leftist would understand. I like telling people my dream is to start a misogynistic podcast in Miami Beach

All cats are beautiful. Women hold up half the sky. How much is a coat?

Could put in some names that only communists would know but also have not been subjects of anticommunist propaganda. The average liberal will gloss over them but a communist will spot it right away.

"Rosa Luxemburg fan" or "Slavoj Zizek enjoyer", things like that are going to stand out to a communist or anarchist but are barely going to be noticed at all by your average liberal as they won't have a clue who they are.

Enjoyer of finer things in life such as vuvuzelas, not having an iPhone, sharing toothbrushes, visiting the Animal Farm, and gifting a pickaxe to close friends.

Edit: misplacing chains

Does anyone have any cool Lenin quotes for this purpose or something

(Don’t laugh!)

If you met anyone who gets that reference, marry them!

I just put a disclaimer asking commies and anarchists to identify themselves because I find them hot. I'm not into anarchism but anarchists tend to allure me.