sure thing just put this in your bio:

"The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry"

☭ < fuck subtlety, put this in your bio

@[email protected] say the line, bart

I did this once and shortly thereafter had the hottest date of my life with a dope commie

"I hate writing bios on dating apps, I'm always Stalin for time"

"My favorite Christmas tune is Engels Bells"

"Seeking soulmate to form vanguard party with"

"Not swiping on my profile is a twelfth form of liberalism"

"Looking to make a Great Leap Forward in my dating life"

the entire transcript of

"Looking for a fellow traveler"

It's kind of an older phrase though

I can fix them

bold words, Cotton

I think any sort of play on "workers of the world unite!" Or even a conspicuously placed use of the word "union" would trigger my leftist alarm.

my dating bio is just the Maoist cult pizza slave story

Texting my matches like "Hey bby Imma make you feel like the women of East Germany before reunification ;)))"

I used to have surprisingly good responses on tinder by starting the discussion with "what's your opinion on Palestine?"

Most didn't have one but almost everyone responded and gave a good indication of their values with it (this obviously depends strongly on your area)

"Women hold up half the sky" would probably fly under the radar for most libs, and if they recognize it, they are most likely going to be annoying

I think you’re overthinking this. Literally just say “I’m a communist”, that’s gonna weed out pretty much everyone you wouldn’t want to get with anyway.

"I don't date conservatives or liberals, but I'm repeating myself."

Mine just says queer anticapitalist poly. Folks get the hint. The worst I ever get with that is Warren libs but they can be fixed.

"That's my surplus value, I don't know you!"

"No bigots"

I met my wife by just putting that I was a communist in my bio. She had that she liked to read communist political books. You could just outright say it but that might be dangerous depending on who you're meeting up with.

I did a bit about adding "inspiring eco terrorist" to my dating profile a while back.

Obviously it was a bit... and parody.. a joke.

spoiler

“I only sleep with communists. I will test you”

More of a foghorn i suppose

"Stalin didn't go far enough"