48
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

They pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. They took their owl fuckin' feathery cloaca out and they pissed on my FUCKING wife, and they said their beak was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Hexbear.com. Dirt_Owl, you got a small beak. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what? Here's what my beak looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no feathers, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I used to do all my work before 10:00 PM on the night shift and then read in between customers at my local gas station. Got chewed out and then decided to do everything slower while taking 5 minute breaks to "restock" the drinks. Overall, I still got my reading and I did less work.

Dipshit manager then says he was proud of me for doing more work. Work culture is entirely vibe based and has literally nothing to do with actual productivity.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

I only support Trump in the sense that his wildly illegal actions drive the US Empire into the ground and expose how fucking corrupt and stupid our political system is.

If Hillary was elected, the whole Epstein thing would never have been a media sensation. The only reason it got so big is because dumbfuck Donald doesn't have the political acumen to avoid shit like this. The more Donald Trump is in power, the more the seams that form this corrupt system start to unravel. I don't think he's significantly worse than Biden and Roe V Wade being overturned is proof. Biden is leading us into increasing escalations with China and Russia, continuing the covid deathcult, and presiding over an increasingly shit economic system while doing fuck all to stop it.

15
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Still a banger

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

I was listening to NPR today and some dipshit said it was a "Debt cancellation plan" then the idiot interviewer asked "But they still have to pay it all back right?" Dipshit said "Yes but with less interest so it's still fulfilling Biden's promise."

I literally fucking screamed in my car. I have almost been killed by some drivers before but THIS is what caused me to flip my shit. I was so mad that I didn't even feel bad when someone gave me a glare.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Also, this is the start week of college for most people which is probably a large portion of their userbase.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Me, I'm the worst guy. crush

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

support Russia and China on the other, where same-sex couples are not treated equally under the law.

You presumably support Ukraine in the war despite them not treating same-sex couples equally as well. Very few hexbear folk have a positive opinion about Russia. It's an autocratic state that murders political dissidents, but so is the United States and most other countries in Europe. We just recognize that a proxy war between the evil empire that runs the world and the evil empire trying to secure itself is not one to get involved with.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I'm been sucking dick in New York for 8 years and I've finally saved up enough money to move.

Not only do New Yorkers eat too much pizza, but they won't even put pineapple on the pizza because they're elitists. I'm taking my dick sucking and moving to the place where they invented pineapple. Sure, pineapple on pizza is an affront to god but so is their taste after eating nothing but pizza for an entire week.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They don't allow same-sex marriage for one. You can get a legalized guardianship but that's paperwork and offers less legal rights and recognition.

The average LGBTQ+ person in China may be better off than the average person in America but if you remove the south I don't think that'd hold true anymore.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Most people don't know this because they censor this but the official rules state that you have to move chess pieces around with your dick in Men's chess. Apparently, the use of a third appendage for speedy moves is paramount to the strategy of the game. Cis women are obviously at a disadvantage because of it.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Yep, give it 20-30 years and I bet that China will be the LGBTQ+ safe haven. For the shitty things China does, I am vastly more willing to tolerate them specifically because they keep working on making them better.

In shithole America, problems are ignored and the good things they opposed for 50 years get propagandized even while politicians are stripping them away.

11
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

THAT"S RIGHT FUCKERS, in 2 hours all TRUE HEXBEAR STANS will be JACKING OFF TO the mr.Feeny pool scene in The Graduate only on the OFFICAL HEXBEAR CYTUBE.

I'm a ceo of Nissan and any eligible hexbear user who JACKS OFF TO MR.FEENY's FEET will get a $1000 dollar rebate on ANY NEW 2023 NISSAN MODEL CAR OR SUV.

Don't hesitate, start EDGING RIGHT NOW.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago
view more: next ›

GayActorMichaelDouglas

0 post score
0 comment score
joined 2 years ago