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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 234 points 11 months ago

Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.

[-] [email protected] 214 points 11 months ago

Drunk off his ass.

Need a ride home?

Wtf?

[-] [email protected] 117 points 11 months ago

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago

Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

He was the train conductor.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.

[-] [email protected] 169 points 11 months ago

Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse

[-] [email protected] 118 points 11 months ago

Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Yellow Canary mining

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Ok, but I can relate to smiling irl when I see an internet meme in the memetics of the wild

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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