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[-] [email protected] 214 points 11 months ago

Drunk off his ass.

Need a ride home?

Wtf?

[-] [email protected] 117 points 11 months ago

It's ok, this is just what Anon imagined he'd say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

It's what he imagined he'd imagine if he ever went to a bar.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago

Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?

Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

He was the train conductor.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Maybe accompany her so she doesn't have to take the bus alone.

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