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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm Tuckyn Steele, master shoplifter

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tuckyn Steele could be a good drag name

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There was a one off character on Regular Show called Tuck Packer and I always thought that as well

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Dibs on Cash Sweat cuz I like money but I also sweat profusely

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm Hart Ware pronounced Hardware, and let me tell you about these nuts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Lmfaooooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

When he turns 18 he becomes Mens Barrels

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Slab Bulkhead

Fridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Hold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Thick McRunfast

Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots

Crunch Slamchest

Fist Rockbone

Stump Beefknob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Junkman

Dirk Hardpec

Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat

Rip Slagcheek

Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornbody

Slate Fistcrunch

Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson

Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak

Slab Squatthrust

Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod

Beef Blastbody

Big McLargehuge

Smoke Manmuscle

Beat Punchmeat

Hack Blowfist

Roll Fizzlebeef

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I salute your patriotism for memorizing the starting lineup of America's favorite triple A baseball team, the West Missouri Mudsnakes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is the scoreboard on every roguelike I've ever played.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Bunch of Bobson Dugnutt ass motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Steele Raygun pew pew pew

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

so many of these could easily be reversed and would be more normal names

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know which are the surnames and which are the given names.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

if the comma wasn't there i would assume the surnames were given names

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I can already hear the "🎶 It's the great American Hall of Names 🎶"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm definitely Tuckyn 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Tuck 'n Dangle's Greatest Hits! bridget-yoyo-walk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

the name's Neckbone Pulham, but momma just called me Kash.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I'm definitely Bronc Heiney

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

i'm the REAL McCoy Sweat sweaty

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I'ma Bronc so hard rn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I like Haze Hunt's black metal band but all the manifesto and gnostic kabbalah stuff goes over my head

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Are these the horse's names?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This is way too funny to be real

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Call me Holden Gammon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

2.01 away from greatness

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Tuckyn Anderson? Alright, Tuckyn Andy over here jerma-bottom

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Heiner Bronc sounds like the text in one of those AI soldier pics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I also posted this

People sleeping on Tru Richards imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

TRU RICHARDS rust-darkness

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

One third of those are stripper names, one third are weed strains and the rest are plantation owners

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm still 50/50 on steele raygun being a stripper or a strain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago