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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don't do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠ 

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Worse still is the pronunciation of "bologna". How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce "herbs" or "pecans". Then again, our pronunciation of "lieutenant" is messed up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "g" isn't silent. the "gn" in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a "n" with a tilde (~, e.g "ñ") in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President's Speech at home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They're actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don't carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The best kind of correct!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So I already blew my chance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No if blowing were involved you wouldn't be here either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

*high fives...and misses!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he'd finish the entire thing in one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

what does that much sodium do to a person?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

He's been perfectly preserved. He'll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Make them happy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Didn't ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That would make me piss my ass out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop