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you might be the sweetest peach on the tree but I don't fucking like peaches
I love fucking peaches
that's cool but I think most people prefer to eat them
Gross
that's what i thought
It might taste alittle different at this point.
Moving to the country, gonna fuck a lot of peaches
I dreamed about you, womaaaan
I like making a cobbler with peaches and strawberries mixed together
it's just eating a straight peach that I don't like. it's not good enough to justify the mess, and my autism doesn't like biting through the furry skin. canned peaches, and any pastry made with peaches, I will eat all day long.
Have you tried gay peaches instead?
I have not. what state do those come from
Have you tried getting them out in Georgia?
yeah I drive through twice a year
All these replies and not a single POTUSA reference. Shameful.
I don't get it
https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?si=hlrDLbGbrEzb4BjO
That might enlighten things for you.
Also your user name sounds like a character from a Pratchett nouvel
Peaches come from a can.
They were put there by a man
I'll do you one better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imSefM4GPpE
I'm really glad I found my weirdo and that I was her "He's weird ๐"
Same. How I ever found a lady who enthusiastically listens while I talk about my weird interests I'll never know. We're lucky dudes.
Heartache.
Mood
Weird > boring
Your boring is somebody elseโs chill. Your weird is somebody elseโs spaz.
Raise your hand if you're still waiting on you "shes weird ๐ณ๐๐"
โ
"She's weird" is a prerequisite for me.
That's cool, but they must be incredibly lucky to find each other.
Yeah, but 'Ew, he's creepy ๐คฎ๐๐" doesn't have an 'Aw he's creepy ๐ค๐โบ๏ธ'.
Three words. Edward scissors hands.
That's a fictional character.
Most people on social media are
Depends, "creepy" has been so over-used in some circles that it can mean anything someone doesn't find attractive. Like being a bit weird.
Finally somebody says it.
Embrace the oddity, embrace the weirdness.
Definitely the latter for me.
If the internet has taught me one thing, it's that no matter what or who you're referencing, there is somebody out there that is insane enough to be attracted to it. And I mean that about literally anything.
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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