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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

The most American balkanization

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Lmao this took me way to long to process.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How is California the only Sailor Moon state?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I can get behind this. From now on, I live in Naruto.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know about balkanization but here are some maps that show states divided by political policies. These maps show an interesting pattern.

States which ban gender affirming care

States which have "right to work" law. Unions are banned from forming employment agreements with companies.

States which ban same sex marriage in their state constitution

States where abortion is currently illegal

States which have laws against boycotting Israel

States with legal marijuana, inverse compared to the other maps

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So basically, balkanization is gonna look something like this:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Something I made up based on how consistently shitty each state is in the political divide maps

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's that shitty Civil War movie that just came out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I figured as much, because it doesn't exactly strike me as realistic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Texas and California alliance is especially funny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

alt/spec fiction writers understanding even basic politics challenge: impossible

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing the movie Civil War? Some of the names vaguely ring a bell

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

How is South Carolina in the Loyalist States, lmfao

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only realistic answer IMHO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the airplane exists. waterways have not been the arteries of rapid trade for over a century.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

good luck shipping water for irrigation in an airplane

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No because it's always some chauvinist bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

What about a drainage map? Hard to Mad Max without potable water.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, I don't have a map, exactly, but what I will say is that the Balkanization of the United States only happens after it annexes Canada and that the first state to secede is Quebec. Trust me on this, I'm a certified time traveler with a license to meddle with the timeline.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

just take a crayon and keep drawing squiggles until you get bored

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Nobody has any fucking idea at all what it will look like—except that it will be fucking Hell on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I doubt a proper "Balkanization" would ever happen, too much capital tied up in the US Federal Govt for the hate-bourgeois to ever let that happen.

What you're probably gonna see is states just slowly drifting way legally and economically from Washington. Never fully succeeding, but just disregarding the Federal government with increasing blatancy, beefing up their State Police forces to the point they almost function as a local small military, taking more direct control over their local natural resources, maybe even regulating travel and trade between themselves and other States. The Kingdom will stay intact but the Provincial Lords will gain increasing autonomy.

This will make Red States hell on Earth for a lot of people, but while I don't have any faith in the Dems, more left leaning states may actually become more progressive in response.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The way western Ukraine is cut off and part of central europe amuses me knowing how it's the most fascist-ised area of the country.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

that's probably what makes it central europe then