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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol guy takes a shot at trump and Biden outflanks the right by blaming leftists and college students before Fox News can

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Look - here's the deal. PAUSE There's nothing we can't do PAUSE - if we do it together. And I'm workin' PAUSE - I'm working as hard as I can - PAUSE to get the people who hate me and wish me ill to vote for me. Remember Mr.⠀President⠀pace⠀yourself⠀so⠀you⠀don't⠀get⠀tired.⠀And⠀do⠀NOT⠀READ⠀THESE⠀NOTES⠀OUT⠀LOUD..... Oh.... Oops?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

attempting to outflank Republicans from the right has been Joe Biden's singular political strategy for his entire career

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is so demonic that I want to become religious so that I can make sense of it cosmologically.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I haven't been religious in 20 years but I've had to reintroduce the concepts of sin and "Joe Biden is going to hell" into my worldview so I don't lose my mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

There is a reason I fully adopted Iran's move of calling the US the great satan

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah dude, great campaign strategy: when semi-coherent, remind everyone why they hate you

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

"You tankies and conservatives just hate him because he is in the middle and therefore correct" smuglord

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Blame leftists before election? Check.

Blame leftists for losing election? On the way.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

God fucking damn it. I expected the Democrats to lose the election by a landslide but not that these bozos would unironically essentially give up and roll the red carpet for Trump of all fucking peoples.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Love the rhetoric simultaneously being that Trump is a would be dictator that will end democracy and institute fascism, but we can't be as impolite or hostile as to oppose him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

He's an existential threat and would be the downfall of the US, but god forbid someone try to take him out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"If I had a time machine, I would go back and make baby Hitler to read 'It Takes a Village' by Hillary Clinton and then he wouldn't start WWII"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The thing is, Dems know if they put up a remorseless, possibly effective fight it would change the character of the party, and probably amp up some violence from Trump supporters, and they themselves are too afraid of being the ones to actively stoke any anger from the other side head first. Even when the sole choices are either they back down, Trump wins and there's permanent state violence, or they stand tall, beat back Trump's advancement and there's short-term random violence from his supporters, they will always go with the option that is most passive because that is their fixed and immovable disposition.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Watching Joe Biden masterfully defeat Joe Biden with awe biden-fall

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Trump is the law and order president Joe, not you. He's also the jewish president, not you, Joe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Running on the "we are the responsible managers of savagery, not this putz".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

big loser energy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Fuck Joe Brandon, Death to Scranton!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think I might have to log out again. This is just giving me brain rot. I'm already not participating in electoralism, so really, why do I keep subjecting myself to this nonsense? Do I even care about my moods and blood pressure? I need to go find a no political hippie message board.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Godspeed comrade. Hope to see you again mid-November after this blows over.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

literally porky-spider except that porky's mental faculties still worked properly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Who brought guns and violence to college campuses?