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[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It was bringing you your food and sharing it. Much more advanced than my cat which brings food neither one of us wants (giant spiders) and not eating it (it's still alive and under my bed) and then shouting about it (please send a team to help extricate the arachnid)

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago

Maybe the giant spiders are meant to be a way for you to learn to hunt, before graduating to actual food?

They could be meowing at you like a drill sergeant.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My cat also prefers to eat when I'm nearby. I think it's a comfort thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Eating as a family is often better than eating alone. Especially when you're going to be sharing the food like cats do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In the wild they are probably vulnerable when eating so maybe it's for protection. I'm no expert though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I recall reading that cats in the wild are considered semi-social, so while they usually don't hunt together, they do like to eat and hang out together with animals they like during down time. You're part of their in group.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I love my cat, and if he did this, I would be absolutely flattered that he felt safe to eat a meal on top of me. Plus it’d be so freaking hysterical to wake up to such an absurd scenario you’d never expect to happen! One of those things you wish you got on video

My cat will carry his toys to me and drop them at my feet when he wants to play, for context.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

True story. I woke.up wirh my.cat touching my face, like intentionally trying to wake me up, when I opened my eyes she droped a LIVE cockroach In my face. I guess she was trying to warn me or give me.a gift but that was traumatic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Bro that was traumatic to read. Please accept my condolences. I hope you will recover.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Username checks out :P

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

This is the cat's way of telling you, "I am looking forward to consuming your flesh when you die in the house."

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (23 children)

Why was there pizza sitting out in the open unrefrigerated after they'd gone to bed? Seems gross.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never ripped it so hard you stuff your face silly and pass out?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I actually haven't, but I'm willing to stipulate that it happens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Save your stipulations for a more stipulative matter, I can verify it happens

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i would also be willing to stipulate this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I’m also willing to stipulate that this happens. I have no experience with this. Definitely not. But I have a good feeling that other people have done this. But not me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Someone skipped college years entirely it seems. Or just general adulthood in my case

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I always wanted to be one of those nude models that have sushi served on them. That would be rad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It would be so cold 🥶

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your most memorable comment yet in my eyes, Kolanak

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Poor kitty wanted a warm pizza andthis was the only way it knew how. Get a cat-operated microwave now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He wanted to ask permission 🥺

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

He wanted to share too lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the cat was a Japanese businessman in a former life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I Was A Businessman But I Was Reborn in Another World As A Pizza Stealing Cat?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think I saw that on Crunchyroll

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

At least it was pizza from their own kitchen and not something they found outside.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I have a hunch that this cat was roleplaying that he killed a big ape and was now eating it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"You see this, human? Good. Now go clean my poop corral.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

The cat is being merciful by only eating your pizza. Make sure it is always well fed.

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