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Finger licking rule (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

not sure if that's a pan. there's no hands in there on the map...

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Balancing Kentucky fried chicken on your dick is a power move for sure

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Kentucky fucked chicken?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

I'm from Kentucky and i approve this meme.

Just needs more Bourbon. And horses. And poverty. And meth.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.

I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not to be confused with MAMIL, Middle-Aged Men In Lycra

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We learned by rote, same with math. I still feel cheated I wasn't taught common core math, after seeing a video on YT a few years back.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And that's just the McConnell Estate! Heyo!

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no idea what any of the states are that make up the chef (not American). But I now forever and a day will be able to find Kentucky

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The chef states are (from North to South) Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. Those states, amongst others, grow a lot of food, Corn, wheat, rice, pork, beef, and soy, come immediately to mind. They're certainly not the only ones, but they do a lot.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Louisiana's pretty easy to remember, as well- not just because it's the boot, but also because it's shaped like the first letter in Louisiana.

If someone showed me a map of a fantasy world they created with something like that on it, I'd think they were a hack. But, here we are, I guess!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

almost heaven,
pan virginia

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see only one of them. Where do you see the other nine?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

mrw I see Tennessee on a map

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My color blind ass is struggling with the red text on blue, what's it say on the right?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"Kentucky fried chicken right here!" with a line going to Kentucky

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No problem 🙂

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You guys' comments here are so wholesome.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Shirts are illegal in Missouri.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

What about shoes and service? Have they been banned there yet?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I live here. It is true. I have the worst fucking sunburn.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Those are some very blue boots

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn't he be wearing his wellies

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Memories Involving Machines And Llamas?

Merchants Intuitively Meddling And Lying?

Men In Malta Mocking A Lion?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

From 3rdish grade iirc, MIMAL (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana) is a man in a chefs hat making lots of food for the whole country. MN being the hat, LA being the shoes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Damn you must have had a good school. I didn't learn about MIMAL until 6th grade social studies.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was pre-NCLB, I think they had a lot more freedom on curriculum then.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I never knew this acronym, but I found it helpful that the states directly north of Texas all have a K.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Didn't read the text, thought it was a man boning a chicken

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When I was a child, my mother had to travel to Kentucky for work and I told everyone who asked that she was at "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

My dad pointed out where Kentucky was on the map, and I almost immediately saw the chef and pan in the state shapes. I've never forgotten where Kentucky was since then.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Idk, Kentucky is fairly distinct with its shape... I'd appreciate something to help me with Colorado, Wyoming, or Kansas

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As someone who lived in Kansas, just look for the middle of the middle.

The center column of states has 6 states (North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas), and Kansas is in the middle of that vertical line (given that the northern 3 are a bit thinner).

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The box that says shirt, right? This is actually kind of neat to know. Thank you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, the box that contains "Shirt"

Fun fact, the geographic center of the contiguous states is very near the center of the top edge of Kansas. Including Hawaii and Alaksa, the geopraphic center shifts to the top left corner of South Dakota, just east of where Montana and Wyoming meet.

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