Just take solace in the fact that you will never be anywhere near as much of a monumental loser as this clown who went and reported you to management over potato chips
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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And that management will throw them under the bus at the first opportunity.
Imagine how much of a bootlicker you would have to be to report someone for STEALING TRASH.
the coworker: 
Not even "my garbage" but rather "The hardworking job-creating boss's garbage"
One thing I've learned working my first job: Don't tell anyone anything, because they'll tell someone else eventually.
No friends at work. No trust — just business.
You can even like your coworkers, but do not mistake a coworker for a real friend.
When one of you quits etc then you can start a real friendship, which is nice. But otherwise keep it cordial and don't get too personal. And don't gossip for the love of god.
I can't even imagine what the fuck leads people to do shit like that. I've dealt with some serious rat coworkers and it never makes any sense to me. Like something that comes up at some point with almost every coworker I've been alone/unsupervised with has been some variation of "hey if i see you do some shit you're not supposed to do, no i didnt"
but some of these fuckers either snitch over dumb shit or straight up make up bullshit to snitch about. i dont get it. no benefit. crabs in a bucket.
whoever snitched has a tiny soul destined to feed on the pus fruits of the hell tree for all eternity, dont let it get you down. 
That's dumb, sorry about that. If you want to smooth over the office politics, you could bring in an identical bag of chips (or equivalent item) and offer to share with coworkers. Obviously maybe cost prohibitive but might make your narc coworker relax a bit.
Obviously maybe cost prohibitive but might make your narc coworker relax a bit.
No it won't, people like this don't do reciprocity or appreciate gestures of kindness
An antisocial ghoul that would report a ziploc of chips stolen would probably see that kindness as some kind of aggressive gesture, anyone who would do such a thing is living in a different social reality.
kill them
Things like this make me feel bummed out in a very similar way. Not mad at your employer for caring about such petty shit, you already expected that from these hogs. It's just a deep disappointment that your coworker would stoop so low, like come on do better, don't sell your humanity over some chips
when I worked at a warehouse there was a guy who ratted on another coworker for stealing from a vending machine and got him fired. the guy who got fired was kind of a piece of shit for other reasons but still, wtf
anyway the rat later got punched in the face by a different coworker who I was cool with and they both got fired
so fucking stupid
when i was a manager i let everyone in my dept take what they want as long as they deleted it from the inventory database first or it already was
and like, not be blatant about it. don't get caught by store manager. that was it
hope your coworker gets hit by a bus 👍
Death to America
What fucking inhuman people would care about such a thing. Few things make me feel like burning it all down than this sort of behavior, like when stores throw out day-old bread and lock the dumpster, fire people for taking home wasted food, it's despicable. It's a reflection of their hatred for people and society.
What kind of an idiot would get upset about this?
Fuck that sucks.
Ya unfortunately you gotta figure out which coworkers are cool or not before doing that shit
Everybody's a bootlicker nowadays
why would you tell anyone anything and not just take the chips
did you ask literally every person who works there, including the boss? Somehow I doubt it so you're better off just taking them and not telling anyone if you know they're about to be wasted